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Geopolitics for dudes is like pure sex. Almost like the male mind was built for this.

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Picking up women at the bar and then gently setting them down.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

Adulting is getting excited to go home and get into bed.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has copied:

My teen being nice to me is getting really expensive.

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My friend says to me, “What rhymes with orange?” And I told him, “No, it doesn’t.”

Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

90s scientists: we cloned a sheep. we landed a robot on mars. Scientists today: for the last time, the earth is round.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

Marry someone the same size as you to avoid decades of annoyance adjusting the seats and mirrors in the car.

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I drive regularly so that my brain doesn’t forget swear words.

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When Dr. Seuss wrote, “Oh, The Places You’ll Go,” he did not consider how comfortable my couch would be.

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You can tell a group isn’t gonna make it big just by their name.

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Live now on Snapchat:

High school crushes were crazy because, why the hell was I running all over school just to catch a glimpse of him.

Spotted on Reddit:

My neighbors were yelling so loud at their kids to clean up their room that out of fear even I started cleaning my room.

Just landed via Reddit:

Suicide is never the answer, you gotta outlive your enemies.

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My goal in life is to not have to commit seppuku.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I just want to be rich enough to stop having to pretend that I’m getting work done.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Pilot is one of the few jobs where you can get fired for going above and beyond.

Spotted on TikTok:

Just once I’d like my dog to give me a treat.

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Every man learns for himself the uselessness of owning an iPad.

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I’m ready to try another planet.

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Accidentally became important at work and it’s ruining my life.

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58 shares on Facebook this month:

You’re an adult if you’re happy every time the mailbox is empty.

89 shares on Facebook this month:

“I need a movie where the villain actually won!” Have you tried watching the news?

41 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Netflix should’ve just maybe mailed us all this fight on DVD.

82 shares on X this month:

Maybe your soulmate’s just late, like, wildly behind schedule.

14 shares on Messenger this month:

Ironically people who are good at giving advice find it difficult to follow their own.

56 shares on WeChat this month:

I have a great poker face because I have no idea what’s going on.

43 shares on YouTube this month:

Everybody thinks “Free Hugs” signs are cute, unless you’re a boa constrictor.

22 shares on TikTok this month:

Life is too short. Tell his mom what he did to you.

17 shares on Instagram this month:

Just when you’ve built some confidence that you’re a smarter than average human, universe sends you captcha.

11 shares on Twitch this month:

There should be significant punishments for people at the grocery store with no spatial awareness.

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I’ll make you feel safe in that you’ll know you can outrun me if we are being chased by a murderer.

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I’m at an age now where I start sentences with “I’m at an age now.”

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Never trust a man that’s good at flirting. He’s had too much practice.

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The possibility of monsters residing underneath your bed is negated when the mattress is positioned on the floor.

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Boy, did The Shining nail what it’s like being an only child.

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When I hear the word “horror”, the first thing I think of is bills, not Halloween.

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You don’t get much engagement? Have you tried being retarded.

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Called in, “I put the lime in the coconut and drank it all up.”

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People on diet aren’t mad at you. They’re mad at their lunch.

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I don’t remember what I wanted to be when I grew up, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t a broke, stressed-out, over-thinker with no clothes that fit.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

I love saying “why would I lie” when I’m lying.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

Commenting “humiliation ritual” on a pic of my friend out with his family.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

Anytime someone throws a Great Gatsby themed party, I have to assume they never finished the book.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

My lip gloss used to be poppin’, now it’s my knees.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

The sandwich I made for lunch didn’t even make it until 10am.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has bookmarked:

Sometimes I think about Adam and Eve and how they couldn’t even get a babysitter.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

‘You’re going to die alone!’ Okay, when did dying become a group project?

Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

Apparently, when you treat people like they treat you, they get upset.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has bookmarked:

Crazy to think the average Zoomer male just works, watches porn, and plays video games. That’s it. That’s their whole life.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has copied:

(flirting) You’ll be the death of me.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Instagram:

If you don’t believe aliens walk amongst us, who else could write such unnatural dialogue in pharmaceutical commercials?

Just shared via YouTube:

I’m running out of people I like.

Trending via YouTube:

I wonder what the other me’s are up to in other dimensions.

Spotted on Facebook:

You’re an adult. You can do what you want. Wait…You have kids? Never mind.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.

Making waves on Discord:

I hate being in that mood where nothing’s really wrong but nothing feels right either.

Just shared via Snapchat:

The ways printers are like kids: Need feeding, are noisy and can’t function when offline.

Freshly posted on Threads:

We should all go into advertising and fix what’s going on with commercials. They need our help.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

You now have the chance to be the first person to send me nudes.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Coffee: Because without it I would be a serious danger to society.

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