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I’ve been heading in the wrong direction for most of my life, but since the earth is round, I’m just going to stick with it and see it through.

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One minute you’re young and wild, the next minute you’re into air fryers.

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Is Craigslist still around, or did everyone over there get murdered?

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I don’t need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round.

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Headache pro-tip: Bang your toe into something.

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My wife bought new towels and they’re different colors, so I know the entire color scheme of my house is about to change.

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Polar bears drinking Coca Cola is my favorite holiday vibe.

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Being silly is very important for my mental health.

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I wish I was as tired in bed at night as I am after lunch at work.

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I can’t wait to retire so I can get up at 6 a.m. and go drive around really slow and make everybody late for work.

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Ladies, if you receive flowers with no card on them today, they’re from me.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Ain’t no girls in my messages, just a bunch of verification codes.

Reported on LinkedIn:

Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone.

Going viral on Reddit:

I like people who can admit their mistakes and apologize. In other words, I like very few people.

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What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at social gatherings.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

You want to go out in the sun and then you can’t get the couch through the door.

Just shared via YouTube:

I hate commas. It’s not my job to tell you when you breathe. Work it out, you’re a grown adult.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Bone broth? Oh, you mean skeleton soup.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Boy, are you a piñata? Because I have an overwhelming urge to beat you with a stick.

Live now on Messenger:

Maybe the reason Miss Piggy is still single is she has a fear of kermitment.

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Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

Careful, “friend”. One more word about Shakira and you might find out just how fast I can draw this blade.

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Trying is the first step toward failure.

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Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed their chest because of their belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

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Girl who is still crazy: I was crazy back then.

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I won’t bore you with my problems because all of my problems are fascinating.

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Walking on egg shells? In this economy?

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

Eat like your treadmill is watching.

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Imagine being in the Trojan horse with the lads, pure darkness and giggling like hehehe

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I hate it when I’m at work and someone asks “are you at free at the moment?”. Please expand further so I can know if I’m free or not.

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Quality women really do attract everyone. A bright light always attracts all types of bugs.

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Reported on Slack:

My credit score is a family of raccoons hissing over a McRib.

Trending via X:

Imagine Pinocchio roasting you for 5 mins straight and his nose didn’t move an inch.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

You can’t get a good night’s sleep anymore because of woke.

Making waves on WeChat:

God: “I told you to love thy neighbor – not start trade wars with them.”

Spotted on Threads:

If trees offered Wi-Fi, we would plant more of them. Too bad they only produce this oxygen thing.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

You can always tell when a man is dating someone new. Why you going to the aquarium and the museum?

Trending via YouTube:

“Why don’t you tell us anything anymore?” I’ve updated my privacy policy.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I hope you can hear me thinking about you.

Making waves on Reddit:

The first guy to clap after seeing something cool must have been like “what the hell am I doing?”

Trending via Facebook:

The Bachelor is like “Meet Savannah from Brooklyn, Madison from Savannah, Brooklyn from Madison”

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