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Hate all political parties and you’ll never be disappointed.

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These cannot be the same knees that used to get low in heels at the club.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

Family guy is so insane, because why were people dating that dog?

Someone from 🇹🇳 has bookmarked:

You better be kissing the screen when I send pics.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

I wish people had mute buttons in real life.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

I wish I was a cat. No bills, no job, just meow, meow.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

I’m writing a book on the joys of drinking beer. So far I’ve been through a lot of drafts.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

I have now learned the moonwalk. It’s visually the coolest way to get fresh dog poop off the soles of your shoes.

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Adults should not be twins. Being twins is for children.

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Confucius says: “Those who drink a lot die earlier, but have seen twice as much in life.”

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I’m attracted to people that no one pays attention to.

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When people are telling me a story about their life it often reminds me of a much better story from my life.

Breaking via YouTube:

I know which nation I like best. Hibernation.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Do you ever hang out with someone else’s family, and you’re like, ooooh, so this is what it’s supposed to be like?

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

It’s been too long since I partook in shenanigans.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Can’t, holding a grudge.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

There should be a special rating system for movies that tells you how uncomfortable you’ll be if you watch them with your parents.

Trending via Reddit:

Ramen is just anime spaghetti.

Just landed via Slack:

I’m not gonna have a bad day. The day is gonna have a bad me.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Women are so hot, I wish they were good people.

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Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

Legend says that when you’re overwhelmed and on the edge of a nervous breakdown, a small child will appear and tell you that you made their sandwich wrong.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

I hope we get the nice AI that enslaves us and makes us their pets and not the bad AI that enslaves us to mine lithium or something.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

First, they give you butterflies, then mental health problems.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

The older I get, the more I appreciate people who pretend not to notice me when they see me out in public.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

Line dancing was created by women waiting to use the restroom.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

Unpopular activity: minding your own business.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

I hate when I accidentally blow all of my leaves into my neighbor’s yard.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

You don’t need to leave a message in a bottle. If the bottle is full of tequila, I’ll get the message.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

Some people graduate with honors, I am just honored to graduate.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has viewed:

Started from the bottom and I’m still ain’t shit.

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Going viral on Reddit:

Pool rules: You’re not allowed to do anything that begins with the words ‘Hey everyone watch this!’

Just landed via WeChat:

Note to self: just because it’s in the map app’s directions, doesn’t mean the road is paved.

Reported on Telegram:

I’m like the Temu version of a well-functioning adult.

Making waves on Discord:

I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running away in an ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ON!” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

“I asked ChatGPT”. I confided in Amazon. I confessed to McDonald’s. I have an inside joke with Exxon Mobil.

Making waves on YouTube:

Spice up your anxiety attack by playing the Jaws theme song.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Nighty night! Don’t let the horror of existence bite.

Shared recently on Messenger:

If you get injured playing peekaboo, you end up in the ICU.

Trending via Messenger:

Good morning to everyone except the people who are missing the ability to read the room.

Spotted on YouTube:

“You’re so funny!” Thanks, I didn’t get laid in high school.

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