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My acting reel includes clips of me “listening” during Zoom meetings.

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If overthinking burned calories, I’d never need to exercise again.

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Hot girl in her 20s: It’s so weird, but I keep getting lucky, and everything works out in my favor.

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My tween would like you to know I ruined his life when I told him to stop being super sus and cringe and be more lit yo.

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I don’t know how to mop my kitchen floor without pretending l’m cleaning up a gruesome crime scene.

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Telling your parents about your problems is like trying to put out a fire with gasoline.

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She was rare, like a shopping cart at the grocery without a wobbly wheel.

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They should invent a Twitter where the timeline doesn’t refresh against your will.

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Work again? Really? Didn’t I just do that yesterday?

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We’d all look younger if we just avoided young people.

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Golf would be more exciting to watch if they played naked.

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Sorry, I’m late. I sat on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes, staring at the wall.

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“You’re a cardiologist? Is that like a fancy name for an auto mechanic?”

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Forget Spotify Wrapped. I’m more interested in seeing your Pornhub Wrapped.

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How long does it take for an apple to turn brown after you cut it? Never mind.

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I would like to opt out of WW3, por favor.

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41 shares on Snapchat this month:

And to my great-grandchildren, I leave 48,567 screenshots.

62 shares on Slack this month:

I love it when my dog suddenly gets up and goes to another part of the house. Did you just remember you left the stove on or something?

68 shares on Snapchat this month:

One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.

48 shares on Slack this month:

What’s a beginner hobby for someone just getting into being happy?

94 shares on Telegram this month:

Finally gathered all my thoughts and now they’re jumping me.

95 shares on Telegram this month:

When animals lead you to a place, it’s so cute… like, yes, I’m still following. Thank you for constantly turning around to make sure.

80 shares on YouTube this month:

Me at a nightclub: Where are the chairs?

73 shares on Facebook this month:

“You handled it so well.” Nah, I didn’t. I lost my spark, felt crazy, distanced myself from everyone, and hated myself.

40 shares on Instagram this month:

Autocorrect changed ‘are you around?’ to ‘are you aroused?’ and my buddy didn’t want to hang out today.

25 shares on Pinterest this month:

Donuts have holes in them, just like acoustic guitars, but that’s pretty much where the similarities end.

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The worst part about getting sucked up by the tornado you’re filming is to die knowing your wife was right. You are an idiot.

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My future husband is very lucky; he will never stay hungry, because I know so many restaurants with delicious food.

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So I got a call from a telemarketer, and he said he couldn’t understand me. I told him, “Press 1 for English.”

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There’s something so spiritual about new life. When I look my baby nephew in the eyes, I can’t stop thinking about how amazing it will be to connect with him on LinkedIn.

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My kids will never appreciate the amount of extroverting the introvert me does for them.

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At this point, if I get picked up by aliens, I’m just gonna go ahead and consider it a rescue mission instead of an abduction.

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I have a condition that prevents me from dieting. It’s called being hungry.

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If a man says “I don’t deserve you,” believe him. Because he is about to show you why.

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If anime hair were real, there would be so much color dysmorphia. Like, imagine getting brown. I would be so pissed.

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‘Another bombshell has entered the villa!’ I say to myself as I walk in the front door of my own home.

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I love when people find out I meant every word I said.

Just shared via Twitch:

Petition to change the name of rice cakes to something else as they are 100% rice and 0% cake and I’m tired of all the gaslighting.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

The main problem is that far too many people have far too easy access to podcast equipment.

Spotted on TikTok:

What did people do before eyeglasses, like half the world just walked around not being able to see?

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

If I ever have a daughter, I’m going to call her Erica, but spell it Airwrecka.

Just shared via Instagram:

I got a bumper sticker that says, “Honk if you think I’m pretty.” Sometimes I just sit at green lights until I feel better about myself.

Going bananas on Slack:

I bring a sort of “this isn’t actually urgent” vibe to the workplace that managers don’t like.

Trending via Discord:

I hate when recipes tell you to take something out of the pan and add it back in later. No way bro. It’s staying in there.

Spotted on Twitch:

Japanese cats answering the phone be like, “Meowshi meowshi.”

Going viral on Messenger:

Some should judge a little less and look at their lives a little more.

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