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It’s funny how our brains remember that we have forgotten something, but not what we have forgotten.

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If your problem can’t be fixed by coffee, tequila or sex then I’m out of advice.

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Why the hell is it called the restroom? I am fighting for my life in here.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just here unloading my dishwasher.

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I love when toddlers passionately talk to you about absolutely nothing.

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Be the lemon you want the world to hand to others.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

Who is this Rorschach guy and where did he get all the pictures of my parents fighting?

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My head is starting to get dented from hitting rock bottom so often.

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The echo in my house when it’s clean is unsettling. Better order more stuff.

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Don’t you hate it when you buy veggies and when you get them home you realize they’re donuts?

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Every time you rub your eyes, they should change color a little.

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Mario Kart turned out to be the best training for winter driving.

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Have you ever met someone and thought that you couldn’t wait to spend the rest of your life without them?

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Netflix & by yourself.

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Work beers should be a daily thing.

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I like running because it’s cheaper than paying for a gym membership. If the gym wants the money I owe them, they’ll have to catch me.

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Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.

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My goal is to do one thing each day that could prevent me from being elected to political office.

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Unfortunately, free coffee in the office will never hit like a $9 iced latte will.

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Cats have 32 muscles in each ear, to help them ignore you.

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Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

Who called them cat allergies and not meowlergies?

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Me (seductively looking at a potato): would mash.

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Sorry I missed your call when I pressed decline.

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I’m a total go with the flow kinda person as long as the flow is meticulously scheduled well in advance and there are no mid-flow changes whatsoever.

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I want to live in a world where the plural of moose is mooses.

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You don’t scare me, you’re not my ID photo.

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And is the financial stability in the room with us right now?

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I am “We read the newspaper front to back every single day,” years old.

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I’m sorry I said “I look forward to working with you” during our wedding vows.

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I really don’t believe all of these women are actually named “Sassy”

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If you feel depressed, go for a run. You will soon find out your physical health is far worse than your mental health.

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I read classics because my FOMO is making me want to understand every reference ever.

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I alway get the same thing every year for Christmas. Fat!

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I’m cold! That’s not goose bumps anymore, that’s woodchip wallpaper.

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My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

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I don’t flirt, I just say weird things and hope something sticks.

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A good man is hard to find, but a babysitter for Friday night is harder.

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‘You’re going to die alone!’ Okay, when did dying become a group project?

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The smarter you are, the more important it is for you to figure out how to think less.

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I have the body of a god. Sadly, it’s Buddha after brunch.

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