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I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope.

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Dear ghosts, if you can move stuff around and flicker lights, then you can use a mop.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

I don’t like how monkeys have taken ownership of the whole banana thing. I bet I like bananas almost as much as they do.

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My handwriting makes a pharmacist look like a calligrapher.

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Imagine hating me and I’m just over here hating myself.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

I keep pressing the space bar, but I’m still on Earth.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

A hammock is a terrible place to receive bad news.

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If boring was a brand, you’d be the ambassador.

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Are you bad wifi, cause im feeling no connection here.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

Gonna spend today following my cats into the kitchen and meowing at them until they give me treats.

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Speed dating, but it’s just me changing tables at a restaurant every few minutes trying a bite of everyone’s food.

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Gravity, at all times, is trying to pull your pants down.

Just shared via Slack:

How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Bone broth? Oh, you mean skeleton soup.

Trending via Instagram:

Kinda lame that pretending everything is fine isn’t working.

Spotted on YouTube:

Can’t sleep because I keep finding exciting opportunities to get pissed off.

Making waves on TikTok:

“Can my boyfriend come?” Will he contribute to our conversation, at least one question?

Freshly posted on Slack:

It’s so crazy how people are never down to just go get a burger. It didn’t used to be like this.

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Therapy is life letting you speak to the manager.

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Getting money from the Tooth Fairy is a gateway drug to organ trafficking.

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Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

Not gonna lie, to this day, I don’t know the difference between gray and grey, I just wing it.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

Normalize arguing with plants who refuse to stay alive.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has viewed:

I did some soul searching last night. I’m happy to report I still have one.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

Fall in love? I can barely fall asleep.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

Here’s a question for all the mind readers out there.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

Desperately searching the dating app settings for an option to turn down the difficulty level.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

Hit the vape till it tastes like technology.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

Every year I realize how dumb I was a year ago.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has downloaded:

I have so much to offer. It’s all bad, but still.

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Life hack: If you never leave the house you don’t have to worry about running into someone you don’t want to talk to.

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Making waves on Reddit:

I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink twice a year. When it’s sunny, and when it isn’t.

Trending via Instagram:

Every Reddit relationship post is like “My husband dropped a big piano on my head and when I emerged from the rubble my teeth had been replaced by the keys. Am I in the wrong?”

Going viral on Messenger:

I don’t need to grow a thick skin. The world needs to grow fewer thorns.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Forever grateful that thought bubbles aren’t a real thing.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Just a friendly reminder folks. Don’t forget to set back your rooster this weekend.

Making waves on Twitch:

My parents told me I could be anything I wanted so I became unacceptable.

Going viral on WeChat:

One day you burned a CD for the last time and didn’t even realize it.

Making waves on Twitch:

I get it, orcas. Sometimes you just need to ruin a yacht to feel something.

Trending via Snapchat:

I’m not really a “glass half full” kind of person. I’m more of a “Where’d I put my glass?” kind of person.

Just shared via Reddit:

Please, Tinder, add AI to your app. I don’t want to be involved in the modern dating experience. Let a robot do it for me. Let the machines suffer in our place.

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