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Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

I deliberately don’t go to bed early. I don’t want to look like I could be useful for anything the next day.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

“Stop recording everything and just enjoy the moment” is asking me for videos from last night.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has shared:

Me, to the printer: “Hey, could you print this out for me?” Printer: “Sure, but first I’ll show you all the sounds I can make.”

Someone from 🇺🇿 has downloaded:

Fishing for compliments like “I’m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is me”.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

Trying to bribe Monday with coffee to get it to act like a Friday.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

Be the reason why your local woods are haunted.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

Chill, folks, it’s just a simulation.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

I bought all this healthy food at the grocery store today and now I’m trying to decide if I want Chinese food or pizza delivered for dinner tonight.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

Once my school teacher lectured me for unacceptable behavior. That’s 30 mins of sleep I am never getting back

Someone from 🇦🇿 has viewed:

Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here’s a coffee and a million dollars.”

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Just shared via Twitch:

Only here for the honeymoon phase, don’t show me your true colors.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

When did making sense stop making sense?

Trending via Instagram:

“Ooh, you’ve caught the sun.” Translation: You look like you’ve been swimming in a volcano.

Going viral on TikTok:

The phrase “don’t take this the wrong way” has a 0% success rate.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

What if your dog one day just randomly said “Nobody is going to believe you” and never spoke again.

Just landed via YouTube:

Can’t believe I didn’t get invited to that party I would have made up an excuse not to go to.

Just shared via WeChat:

Behind every great tweet is a person rolling their eyes.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Where can one find a sugar daddy? Asking for a friend.

Trending via YouTube:

I feel like whoever named them rice cakes has never actually eaten a cake.

Just shared via WeChat:

To bed then. To bed with you! Guards, take him to my bed!

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Social Media Stars ⭐

56 shares on X this month:

At my age, you check a friend’s Facebook page to make sure they’re still alive before wishing them a happy birthday.

50 shares on X this month:

Damn, how much daylight are they trying to save? It’s dark as hell.

76 shares on Threads this month:

If I had known I looked this sexy in glasses, I would’ve stopped being able to see a long time ago.

59 shares on Reddit this month:

Hang in there, it gets worse.

10 shares on X this month:

Drink coffee, avoid idiots, read books and repeat.

98 shares on X this month:

Some call it flirting… I call it just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive…

24 shares on Slack this month:

Misses Claus only married Santa because of his big sack.

14 shares on Reddit this month:

I was telling my sister that I’ve been going to the gym recently, and my nephew said, “You should go inside when you get there,” and I don’t think I’ll ever recover from that.

66 shares on Messenger this month:

A friend’s boyfriend is not my friend… that is a coworker, at best.

25 shares on Snapchat this month:

Sometimes after sex, I wonder what it would be like to have sex as a couple.

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17 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t want kids, but I do want grandkids. Hoping science finds a way.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Don’t rush me, I’m still deciding whether I’ll be productive or not today!

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Hate when I view someone’s story, and it’s their birthday.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

What did people do before eyeglasses, like half the world just walked around not being able to see?

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Love to come home after a long day’s work and relax with one thousand short-form videos.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t mind being fully naked or my top half being naked, but I hate being naked from the waist down only. This is why I could never be a cartoon duck.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

For Halloween, I wanna be loved.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s so important to warm up before any physical activity, like getting out of bed.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

That’s just brainslop. You only came up with that by thinking.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

I’m like if a birthday card with no money inside was a person.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

I would do absolutely anything for my friends, except answer their text messages.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

The modern condition is mostly trying to do things on your own that people have historically achieved with a large support network, and wondering why you’re tired all the time.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

I don’t understand why my husband has to pay for a UFC fight when he could just throw one piece of candy on the floor in front of our kids.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

Good morning. May your day be as beautiful as I am.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

I realized Americans were dramatics the day I found out 200 lb is just 90 kg.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

Today is the Mondayest Thursday that has ever been mistaken for a Friday in the history of Wednesdays.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

I love how these vegans still drink water. That’s a fish’s house!

Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

My dream is being pitted against the world’s greatest AI in a writing contest and crafting a story that’s so beautiful that I make the computer cry.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

It’s so unfair that saying “xd” is still socially acceptable, but only if you’re speaking Spanish.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Threads:

I think the Monday after Sunday should always be a day off.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Country music is for men who need a little help crying.

Live now on Telegram:

I could low-key really use a wish right now.

Trending via Discord:

I hope the world needs to be saved from the apocalypse with video game skills so my teen’s entire life won’t have been a complete waste.

Just shared via YouTube:

Cinderella had one night out, and it changed her life. I had one night out, and it changed my credit score.

Going viral on Twitch:

We are both insane on the web, I think we can make it work.

Live now on X:

The purpose of a meme is to disturb the humorless, and to humor the disturbed.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Spotted on X:

Writing ‘thanks.’ instead of ‘thanks!’ so you know I’m mad.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Let’s hope those bridges you burn keep you warm at night.

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