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Here’s your daily reminder to not forget about Dre.

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I was waiting on the universe but the universe was actually waiting on me.

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No, I didn’t eat enough protein today, but I did think of you with enough intensity to generate new muscle tissue in my heart.

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If you drink a lot of water, you won’t have time for other people’s drama because you’ll be too busy looking for a bathroom.

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Life’s all about crossroads and intersections; unfortunately, I’m a bad driver.

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I’ll see you in your nightmares.

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I don’t fight my demons anymore. We collaborate.

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Talking to animals doesn’t make you crazy, hearing them talk back does.

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If you see me out running, you should run too, because something is definitely chasing me.

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I’m so vulnerable to nostalgia. The sun will go down and I’ll be like: “Wow… remember when the sun was up… I miss who I was then”

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We should be able take jets and tanks and stuff whenever we want, we paid for them.

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All these years on the internet we have been working for artificial intelligence.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet.

Making waves on Facebook:

You never forget your first kiss. Or your first meeting with HR.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

It’s crazy windy today. Trash is blowing everywhere, so watch out for your ex.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Amazon’s checkout needs a breathalyzer feature which cancels your order if you’ve been clearly drunk-shopping.

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A dating app to meet other people with low IQ called OK Stupid.

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The problem with leading by example is that no one pays attention.

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If a tree falls in a forest and doesn’t make a sound, maybe that’s where your kid should be practicing the piano.

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Ouija boards are like unannounced phone calls for ghosts.

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Bringing a fitted sheet to a knife fight.

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I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know I’m hilarious.

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Sorry I missed your call. I saw that you were calling and immediately threw my phone into an active volcano.

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I finally got 8 hours of sleep. Took me four days, but whatever.

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People will think you know what you’re talking about if you give your opinion while cleaning a pair of reading glasses.

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Not to be dramatic, but learning how to read has ruined my life.

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I’m not falling for it again. These missions have been successful 8 times already.

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Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.

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They should invent a Sunday that’s longer than a couple of minutes.

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If hot showers aren’t good for you then why do I emerge from them bright red like a beautiful ruby?

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The only recipes they have online are where I’m the one who’s supposed to buy all this stuff and then make it. That’s not what I’m looking for.

Just landed via TikTok:

Some people don’t have a permanent handwriting. It depends on their mood and the pen they use.

Just landed via Facebook:

I usually decompose after work rather than decompress.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

You want fast replies from a female? Argue with her!

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Dear autocorrect, that’s not what I was trying to say. I’m getting tired of your shirt.

Shared recently on TikTok:

The void screams into me.

Broadcasted on Discord:

I had a Russian Uber driver the other day. His name was Pikup Andropov.

Trending via Discord:

You want me to sit in the back seat? The thing that killed JFK?

Making waves on Instagram:

There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home.

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