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What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is that don’t do that.

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If the Christians published the Kama Sutra, it would have been one page long.

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I was gonna brush up against you like a cat, but whatever, bro.

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I’m cold! That’s not goose bumps anymore, that’s woodchip wallpaper.

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Stealing hoodies is for amateurs. Steal his car like a real woman.

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My acting reel includes clips of me “listening” during Zoom meetings.

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Adulting is realizing Monday is a better ‘off day’ than Friday.

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The first person to throw out bath water: Uh oh.

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“I’m in a really good place right now, not mentally. I’m just indoors with air conditioning.”

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Waitress: “Do you have any questions about the menu?” Me: “What kind of font is this?

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Sorry I missed your call 8 months ago. Is everything okay?

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Mr. Mixed Signals decided he likes me today.

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If you really wanna piss someone off when introducing them, make little finger quotation marks in the air when announcing their job title.

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It’s actually scary how your whole life depends on how well you did as a teenager.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Who the hell keeps letting it be Monday again?

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Losing and then immediately gaining weight is my superpower.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

My biggest motivation for getting out of bed in the morning is knowing that I will eventually be able to get back in the bed.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Have your guardian angel call my guardian angel.

Making waves on Threads:

Dating is so overrated. Let’s just get married.

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I hope the coffee hits harder than reality does.

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Funny roar quotes 🦁 bring out the wild side of humor with a fierce twist! Whether you’re feeling lionhearted or just want to unleash some playful vibes, these roaringly hilarious lines will have you laughing louder than a jungle chorus 🌿😂. Get ready to roar with joy and share some untamed fun that’s perfect for brightening up your day! 🐯🎉

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I am woman, hear me roar but also meow because I am sensitive.

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More dangerous than a lion that roars is a woman gone silent.

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Texting my boss to let him know how excited I am for work tomorrow.

80 shares on TikTok this month:

I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don’t think being an adult is going to work for me.

63 shares on YouTube this month:

Wearing shorts and my pale legs screamed at the sensation of sunlight like vampires.

18 shares on Slack this month:

I’m at the “buy bigger jeans” part of my Eat. Pray. Love. journey.

84 shares on TikTok this month:

No, I don’t comment, I voodoo doll like a real adult.

81 shares on Instagram this month:

Ears are great for tucking your hair behind in the wind. Big shout out to ears.

23 shares on Snapchat this month:

What kind of psychopath wants to be the life of the party?

70 shares on X this month:

Elevators frighten me. I take steps to avoid them.

88 shares on Telegram this month:

My daily exercise routine involves running late, jumping to conclusions and pushing my luck.

10 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m sorry for the things I said when there were too many noises at the same time.

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First they give you butterflies, then mental health problems.

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An adult is a person that keeps Ibuprofen in more than one place.

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“I’ll just iron my clothes for work in the morning,” he thought in stupid bachelor.

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Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up; we had to manually roll up our cars’ windows.

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Thoughts more intrusive than a 90s sitcom neighbor.

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Welcome to your 40’s. You now have a favorite vegetable peeler.

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If you’re 20, please stop saying you’re tired. I have bananas older than you.

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I prefer my weighted blanket in human form.

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Calling women “bro” to make sure they know they’re in the deepest trenches of the friend zone.

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I hope this email makes you quit your job.

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Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

On average, my daily actions demonstrate I’m probably good at something else.

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I should have been a Librarian, my favorite thing to do is telling people to shut up.

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You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

Why am I scrolling? What am I searching for?

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As a parent you get to see just how much a baby accomplishes in its first year of life. Because you’re awake for all of it.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has bookmarked:

Now if you’ll excuse me, today’s bad decisions aren’t going to make themselves.

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If you have a pure heart, you can make pretty much any non-baking meal off just vibes and intuition.

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Establish dominance by showing up with all your childhood trophies.

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Got asked to be a godparent, proving God has lowered his recruitment standards.

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At least I’m part of the generation that at 30 still looks like it’s in its early 20s.

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Other people: You should get out of your comfort zone. Me: You should get out of my comfort zone.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

It’s nice to have a moment to breathe before reality knocks the wind out of you again.

Going viral on Twitch:

All billionaires must submit a list of five things they did for society in the last week or their wealth shall be confiscated.

Just shared via Snapchat:

The era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just crazy.

Going bananas on Threads:

Boobs always win. That’s why we don’t play rock, paper, boobs.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Why touch grass when you can touch ass?

Making waves on Pinterest:

My superpower is to make anyone I wanna make comfortable feel uncomfortable.

Just shared via Messenger:

Your woman will take 2 hours to get ready, but if you don’t have your shoes on when she is ready, you’re the problem.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

People ask you, “are you crazy”, and then get scared when you answer, “yes”.

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Sorry for zoning out, bro. It’s just, I’ve been having a bad day for several years.

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