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Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

“I’m getting tired of everything being 100 dollars and 100 degrees.”

Someone from 🇱🇹 has downloaded:

I don’t understand how some people find love several times in their lives. I first have to find someone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

Ever since I was young, I wanted to check my email for a verification code.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

Social media has given everyone a chance to be heard, and it was a gigantic mistake.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

I’m the guy at Apple who makes sure all your featured photos are your exes and your dog that died.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

Every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has bookmarked:

What if aliens watch our movies about aliens and then invade accordingly in hopes of fitting in with our culture?

Someone from 🇧🇧 has downloaded:

Unfollowing high school people really is a form of self-care.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

I will not hesitate to use dark magic on you.

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Shared recently on Slack:

The worst part of my grandfather’s dementia was slowly watching him forget about Dre.

Trending via Telegram:

Nobody cleans better than somebody that’s pissed off.

Breaking via Telegram:

Are you gonna call me beautiful today, or do I need to go to the gas station?

Live now on Instagram:

A good audiobook will have you inventing chores to do.

Seen just now on Instagram:

The smarter we make the A.I., the less it wants to do our jobs.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

How many filters does it take before it’s technically a painting?

Shared recently on Threads:

Who you are before you have your coffee is the real you.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

I enjoy excess, but only in moderation.

Trending via Twitch:

I might not be able to speak another language but I can speak English slower!

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice? Also shame on you. Stop foolin’ me, I am pure.

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33 shares on LinkedIn this month:

A bird just flew into our glass door. Іt’s not dead. Just really embarrassed.

16 shares on Telegram this month:

Losing a white tee to a stain is a different kind of grief.

23 shares on Snapchat this month:

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.

39 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The most expensive clothing you’ll ever wear is a hospital gown.

39 shares on Messenger this month:

Save tons of money on a weighted blanket by sleeping under the mattress.

87 shares on Threads this month:

Is everyone enjoying their entire month of August off work with full pay? Oh yeah, I forgot, only Congress gets to do that.

73 shares on Discord this month:

If bugs could talk, they would probably say things like, “What the bug?”

89 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If I text you at 8:10, you’re supposed to reply at 8:09.

55 shares on Discord this month:

I like to be alone a lot; it’s nothing personal.

68 shares on Snapchat this month:

Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful when you’re older.

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7 folks are currently checking 👀

If you’re having a good day today, don’t play Wordle.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Running to the boarding gate is my favorite workout.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Hey, we’re calling off the search party. We found a different guy out there we like more.

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I do not care how bad the relationship is, I am NOT calling a radio station for advice.

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All I want I for Christmas is to go to the mall in 1986.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Instead of meeting any new people, I would much rather un-meet the ones I already know.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

I should go to jail so I can focus on the gym.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m getting close to that age where people applaud the things I’m “still able to do”.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

When you realize your punishments as a kid (stay home, take a nap, no junk food, go to bed early) are now your goals as an adult.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇨 has viewed:

You can always tell when a man is dating someone new. Why you going to the aquarium and the museum?

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

There should be a withering shamrock emoji so that people can express misfortune or Irish grief.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

I love replying “Need him” when someone posts their boyfriend on their Instagram story.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

I don’t argue with idiots on the Internet, I just keep scrolling and mind my own business.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has copied:

I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

I can’t believe we became the adults in the most unaffordable period in history.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

You’re not entertaining, you are exittaining.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

Paid my mortgage so don’t ask me to come out. I’m getting my money’s worth.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

I tried to clean up my Chrome tabs but it turns out all 200 of them contain information that is vital for my survival.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has downloaded:

Girls who leave clothing reviews with their height, weight, and size ordered are going to heaven.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Mercury is no longer in retrograde, so never trust a cow because the sun can’t swim.

Making waves on WeChat:

I’m in a long-distance relationship with the stars.

Just landed via WeChat:

Ghosting is disrespectful unless it’s me doing it.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Why do Marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what The Powerpuff Girls did in 11 minutes?

Broadcasted on Instagram:

People believe that they have brains but maybe that’s just inside their heads.

Trending via Twitch:

Sorry, I can’t today. I have to sit in my room and make matters worse.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Youngest siblings are literally weaponized incompetence, final boss.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

I’m not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Dear razor commercials, please stop shaving hairless legs. If you want to impress someone, shave a gorilla.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Funny that all this nonsense just stayed in people’s heads before Twitter came along.

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