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Gonna mess with my husband by texting β€œsend nudes” when he’s in a work meeting.

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Not being able to fall asleep is so embarrassing. All I’m asking my brain to do is nothing and it can’t even do that?

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Wi-Fi: Your internet connection is unstable. Me: You should see my life.

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There’s an app for the people who say they’re not seeking some form of validation here. It’s called a diary.

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Hate when I view someone’s story, and it’s their birthday.

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I miss when my hardest decision was Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network.

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Why do I gotta dress for success? Maybe success could be the one who puts a little more into this relationship.

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Driving is great because it combines my love of sitting with my love of being mad.

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There’s a special place in hell for people like you (next to me).

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I made up all these romantic scenarios in my brain and you’re not following the script.

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When God created the giraffe, he probably slipped with the mouse on the screen. This is how its neck was created.

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When they have a dream sequence in a movie, how do they film the person’s dream?

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Telling my boss I wasn’t drunk really backfired. I probably should have waited until he asked.

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Why is smoking the only addiction jobs give you breaks to do? I should get 15 minutes every hour to cook up some parlays.

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Mercury is no longer in retrograde, so never trust a cow because the sun can’t swim.

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Even Hotmail is hotter than me.

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God: “You’re all really bad at this.”

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You know you’re an introvert when you want to go home before even leaving the house.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Like most people my age, I’m 50.

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Female dragonflies will fake their own deaths to avoid mating with unwanted males. They are like, β€œUgh, here comes Carl again. Play dead, girl!β€œ

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Even on the coldest of days, there’s such peace found in the warm embrace of a hot pizza.

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I’m so toxic, I can fight for a relationship I don’t even want.

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I love ketchup from my head to-ma-toes.

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I’ve learned two important things in life, I can’t remember the first one, but the second one is to write everything down.

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I would rather walk directly into the ocean than tell people a fun fact about myself.

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Whoever said β€œout of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear inside their tent.

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Sometimes a lover girl, sometimes a dinosaur.

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Having a daughter is like having a little broke best friend who thinks you’re rich.

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Nothing flies faster than the ketchup out of the bottle when you only want a little.

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No longer praying on your downfall. I will be directly involved.

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Making waves on Messenger:

Weird how I can’t seem to reach anything at the grocery store when hot men are around.

Spotted on Messenger:

I’m not good with plants or people, but I am good with books and buffets.

Going bananas on Slack:

It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for a cauliflower cake, and I reported them for harmful content.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

I need new friends. The old ones know too much.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

You don’t have to remember details when you don’t lie.

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I get it, orcas. Sometimes you just need to ruin a yacht to feel something.

Just landed via Facebook:

My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.

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I don’t usually think about what I say before I say it. I prefer to think about it after I’ve said it, late at night, for the rest of my life.

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A haunted house, but it’s just a room full of people asking you to tell them a fun fact about yourself.

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Babe, wanna come over and watch me apply for jobs on Indeed until I start to cry.

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