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I don’t question my wife’s choices because I’m one of them.

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Thank you, God, for another day. Let’s get this 12-hour screen time.

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My kids act like they’re afraid of monsters, when they are literally the most terrifying creatures I’ve ever met.

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“Can my boyfriend come?” Will he contribute to our conversation, at least one question?

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I’m sorry that I bit you, I was trying to flirt.

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I’m officially at the age where going out on the weekend just means I’m running errands.

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I need the youth to start reading. Even if it’s the tag on your underwear. Read it.

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Self-care is smoking a solo blunt with music.

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It is very hard to set aside the time to do your taxes when you are really busy doing other things like eating a snack or looking around the room.

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Don’t check on your introverted friends this time of year. They’re probably turning their lights off and pretending they’re not home.

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I childproofed my house but the kids still get in somehow.

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Reverse cowgirl, so we can both address the elephant in the room.

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Confucius says: “Those who drink a lot die earlier, but have seen twice as much in life.”

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The best way to enjoy your tea while the world is falling apart around you is to remember that the world has always been falling apart around you.

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Do you also sometimes turn on the TV just so you have background noise or am I weird?

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Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is all you need to get the millions of thoughts out of your head.

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You know IT have given up when the error message reads, ‘Something went wrong’.

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We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun not to be able to open that drawer.

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Can’t wait for the day off from work so I can sit on the couch at home and stare at the TV screen while thinking about work.

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Just as “magic spells” use special rhymes and archaic terms to signal their power, the convoluted language of legalese acts to convey a sense of authority.

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They should make the last foot of dental floss red so you know when you’re about to run out.

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22 shares on Slack this month:

Sorry to interrupt your scrolling, but I hope life gets better for you.

26 shares on Slack this month:

I hope this out-of-office message finds you well.

53 shares on Discord this month:

Social media can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them.

12 shares on Messenger this month:

My trauma is between me and this bartender. The rest of you, mind your business.

98 shares on Messenger this month:

Animals be 15 minutes old and already know what to do.

61 shares on WhatsApp this month:

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.

53 shares on Threads this month:

My ducks are not even remotely in a row. My ducks are in places no duck has ever gone before.

94 shares on WeChat this month:

Roadtripping with my family has taught me that my marriage can withstand anything except roadtripping with my family.

34 shares on Instagram this month:

One day you’re young and fun, and the next you’re saying, “I wonder how old this tree is.”

26 shares on Snapchat this month:

The main cause of immigration is we’re still a country where people want to go, but we’re working on fixing that.

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The evening news: Where they begin with “Good evening” and then proceed to tell you why it’s not.

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I don’t want to alarm anyone, but there’s only 365 shopping days left until Christmas.

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I really can’t wait until it all works out.

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I support robot taxis. How else are robots supposed to get around?

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This Monday is Mondaying like it’s never Mondayed before.

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Penguins are just ducks going to a wedding.

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Sports bars exist. There should be bars for monitoring the situation.

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I’m a Leo so I just eat the other astrological signs.

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Americans be like, “MM:DD:YY” is how you say dates verbally, and then have a national holiday called “4th of July.”

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The sexiest woman you know is trying to maintain her balance between insanity and genius.

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Is it just me or does everything cost like we’re shopping in an airport now?

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That made me feel good. I think I’ll become addicted.

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On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet.

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We need to stop making more Christmas music. We have enough.

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I saw a bird get a worm today. It was about 11 am. So, don’t give up on your dreams, buddy!

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I’m a huge fan of saying “You’re welcome” really loudly when people don’t say thank you.

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I’m the guy at Apple who makes sure all your featured photos are your exes and your dog that died.

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My girlfriend? You wouldn’t know her, she’s in a different data center.

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Feeling lonely? Just glue a coffee cup to the roof of your car. Everyone will wave to you.

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I miss when there were so many episodes of every show that they all eventually did one where it was hot, and the air conditioning went out.

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They should make the last foot of dental floss red so you know when you’re about to run out.

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