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At Christmas time, all outstanding invoices are always transferred with the reference “Hohoho”.

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No, no, I’m listening, it just takes me some time to process so much stupidity all at once.

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I tried meowing back at the cat to show him I was making an effort, but he just switched to English.

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I hate when flies rub their disgusting little hands together. What could you possibly be plotting? You can’t even get out of the open window.

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Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.

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I am single, please disturb me!

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I love canceling plans. I didn’t want to go in the first place. I just wanted to be invited.

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Grocery shopping before Christmas is a nightmare. My milk expired while I was waiting in line.

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Getting an extra 20 minutes in the day when someone cancels a meeting is like finding a penny on the ground. Not gonna use it for anything, but wow, am I excited.

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Maybe the reason we weren’t that affected by all the violence we saw in cartoons as kids is because it was offset by classical music.

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I don’t care for the term drug mule, why can’t it be a drug unicorn.

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I’m bored, but not “read a book for fun” bored.

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I’ve got 50 minutes to make it look like I’ve been flossing for the last 6 months.

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Dear algorithm, only show this post to the most attractive and successful people.

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Entered this world crying, and honestly, not much has changed.

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Still can’t believe we have a federal holiday to celebrate the 1996 hit movie Independence Day.

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Books are so cool because there are no bloody ads in them.

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Insulting me won’t work. I already said that to myself earlier.

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I can’t believe someone ran over my neighbors loud motorcycle tomorrow morning.

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Genuinely, why does the logo of every AI chatbot look like a butthole?

38 shares on Telegram this month:

The only warning I take seriously these days is when my cell phone battery is low.

55 shares on Twitch this month:

So many songs that tell you to throw your hands in the air like you just don’t care, so few about the hazards of ceiling fans.

26 shares on Telegram this month:

Staying weird for my own sanity.

59 shares on Discord this month:

If paying a cashier a living wage will make prices go up, why doesn’t replacing cashiers with self-checkouts make prices go down?

40 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Go outside and let the rain do what your boyfriend can’t.

90 shares on TikTok this month:

Life is short, flirt with me!

49 shares on Messenger this month:

Those eyes ain’t gonna roll itself, let me help you.

77 shares on Snapchat this month:

Mixed signals mean they don’t like you like that. It’s that simple.

53 shares on X this month:

It’s all fun and games until you send the clapping emoji instead of the prayer hands when commenting on the news of a death in the family.

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Going to work has backfired on me so many times.

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Pregnancy is crazy. You really come home with someone you don’t know, with no teeth.

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How many of you also constantly take screenshots of something and then never look at them again?

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Men need women, women need men. The end.

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People aren’t too bad if you stay away from them and don’t go outside.

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Facebook should just go back to being Hot or Not dot com.

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Sorry I’m late. My catapult malfunctioned.

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I haven’t tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor, so I’m sure I wouldn’t like Yoga.

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No one shoots at your feet and tells you to dance anymore.

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The worst part of getting struck by lightning is everyone seeing your skeleton.

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Remember: when a band skips your city on tour, it is always personal and they always hate you specifically.

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Nature is fascinating. A dandelion makes it through concrete, while I get my head stuck in my sweater in the morning.

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No, I’m not depressed. I’m sure there’s just something wrong with the planets or stars or something.

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I’m bad at being sad. Three mins later, I’m making jokes about my situation.

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I can’t believe she picked her husband, her boyfriend and her other boyfriend over me.

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I will not hesitate to use dark magic on you.

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Here’s to a new year of making the same old mistakes, but with far more enthusiasm.

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