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Fundamentally, I understand chess, because I too would never let my king feel unsafe.

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In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place wieners and/or cheese slices in your pockets, so the search dogs will find you first.

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I told a joke during a Zoom meeting today. Nobody laughed. It turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

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A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.

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Them: Money doesn’t bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad.

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Normalize arguing with plants who refuse to stay alive.

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My employer is totally caring. They pay so poorly that I can’t afford to have an alcohol or drug problem.

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It’s messed up how us humans have to obey all these laws while bears get to eat whoever they want.

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All the leaves are brown. And this guy is Greg.

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I have noticed something quite worrying: after I buy more things I have less money.

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I like that they put all that stuff outside for you to look at when you’re on a walk.

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It’s not a competition, but if it was I would win.

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I have two reactions when I leave the house: Ew, the people. Ew, the weather.

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I try to contain my craziness, but the lid keeps popping off.

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You can’t change your past but you can change your pasta.

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I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s like 7 years in a row now.

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Santa doesn’t check the naughty list anymore, he just checks social media.

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Big city friend is complaining about a 10 minute wait for a subway while I sit here waiting for the rail replacement horse.

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I need a browser plugin that disables Amazon when I’m drinking. Hashtag: don’t drink and Prime.

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Do we lazy people actually go to heaven? Or are we being picked up?

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Pasta is something I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of.

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At the job interview with one AirPod in.

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I just want to be treated like a hot little French fry.

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It’s funny how quickly you become difficult if you don’t always just say “yes”.

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I’m never drinking again, unless something is going on later today.

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Whenever you are feeling down, remember you’re the sperm that won.

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You lose some, you lose some more.

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You don’t scare me. You’re not those two minutes when I can’t find my wallet.

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Boss: You’ll never find another job like this. Me: That’d be great.

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No matter what’s going on in your life, there’s some form of potato that can make it better.

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Y’all made fun of Plankton on Spongebob for dating a computer, and look at y’all now.

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You want me to attend a work meeting? The thing that killed Julius Caesar?

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I’m not super into getting older but I do like how nobody asks me to help them move anymore.

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And for my next trick, I will appear to know what I’m doing.

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Gonna spend today following my cats into the kitchen and meowing at them until they give me treats.

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When you have finished reading this funny quote, you will be a little closer to death than before.

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I will never fall victim to groupthink. I have perfectly unique opinions that no one else has, and they are the dumbest nonsense you’ve ever heard.

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I’m no doctor but I’m pretty sure this Santa-shaped chocolate oughta settle my stomach.

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Me: This show is really boring. Boss: Again, this a zoom conference.

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Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar. They didn’t planet that way.

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