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If you inject Botox into a raisin, does it turn back into a grape?

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Them: I haven’t seen you in a long time. Me: You’re welcome.

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I don’t remember if I took my pills, but I can’t check because I can’t remember where I put my glasses.

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And for my next trick, I will appear to know what I’m doing.

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Hardest part of beekeeping is thinking of all the names.

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If you’re cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and continue to participate in family game night.

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Exorcist came by. Says house isn’t possessed, just incredibly poorly built.

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I wish you could put your whole life on do not disturb.

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Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past 2 years.

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Santa baby, slip some mental stability under the tree, for me.

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Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can’t even get into my own pants.

Seen just now on Slack:

Age regressing by coughing like a toddler, with my tongue out.

Spotted on WeChat:

I’m like the Temu version of a well-functioning adult.

Just landed via WeChat:

Everyone’s gangsta until they spot a double rainbow in the sky.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

“You’ve changed!” Yeah, I don’t like you.

Making waves on Messenger:

Fuzzy socks on and ready for anything.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Adding “Free HBO” to your dating profile isn’t the game changer you’d think it’d be.

Breaking via Messenger:

“It’s been a long week!” Me, on a Tuesday.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Yeah, no worries, man. You just showed everyone that you have a lot of resentments bubbling underneath, but otherwise, it was a cool evening.

Just shared via WeChat:

I like you so much, I’d actually learn your phone number.

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Does everyone have that one colleague at work who puts you in a bad mood just by looking at them?

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

Some of you are out here driving like your turn signal’s free trial ended and you’re all out of blinks.

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It’s so funny when someone writes a song to try to get someone to have sex with them. That’s what a bird would do!

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And to my grandchildren, I leave my unread PDFs.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

Did the people you had a crush on always like you back or are you funny?

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You say “multitask” like it’s a good thing.

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Make sure you stock up on condoms, so you don’t produce any more idiots.

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The night terrors don’t scare me half as much as the day terrors.

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Sunrises are really beautiful, but the timing is rather bad.

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Not to brag, but no one has ever accused me of trying too hard.

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Seen just now on YouTube:

TMZ will find out you’re dead before you do.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

New COVID variant subscribes you to random podcasts.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I know it’s true because the people on the internet said so.

Live now on Messenger:

Anytime someone comments on my weight, I try to ignore them and keep my chins up.

Spotted on Threads:

Doctors don’t really need to hit you with that rubber hammer, it’s just how they release a lil tension through the day.

Making waves on Instagram:

People are always saying “not today, Satan” but what if we just hear him out.

Spotted on Instagram:

You can learn a lot about a person by observing their every waking movement from a tree outside their house.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I was not prepared for my knees to sound like someone is breaking spaghetti noodles in half every time I go up the stairs.

Trending via Instagram:

I could be a morning person, if morning was sometime around noon.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

If you breakdance you buy dance.

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