Commentary:
"All cars should have a rubber bumper all the way around so when you accidentally hit someone's ride in the parking lot, you can just blame it on high-fives gone wrong! 🚗🙌😜"
77 Funny safety quotes
They should have a special lane for texting and driving.
Commentary:
"Maybe they could call it the 'OMG Lane' – for those who can't resist the urge to LMAO while driving! 📱🚗😂"
Some of you are out here driving like your turn signal’s free trial ended and you’re all out of blinks.
Commentary:
🚗💡 "Some of you are driving like your turn signal's on strike – maybe it demanded a higher blink rate?! 😂 Keep those blinks coming, they're not on a data plan! 🚦 #JustBlinkIt"
I’ll make you feel safe in that you’ll know you can outrun me if we are being chased by a murderer.
Commentary:
"Who needs pepper spray when you’ve got a built-in escape plan? 🏃♂️ Just remember, when running from a murderer, I don’t have to be the fastest… just faster than you. 😂 #SafetyFirst"
Letting her be the passenger princess cause I care about my safety.
I childproofed my house but the kids still get in somehow.
Commentary:
Looks like those sneaky little masterminds have cracked the code! 🧒🔓🏡 Who needs a key when you've got determination and bendy little fingers, right? 😄 Just remember, it's all fun and games until they discover your secret stash of chocolate! 🍫 #KidsWillBeKids
Just know that somebody out there is thinking of you, and you should really lock your doors.
Commentary:
"Remember, when someone says they're thinking of you, it could mean they're sending good vibes your way… or they could be holding a creepy doll with your name on it. Better safe than sorry, folks!" 🚪👀
Pool rules: You’re not allowed to do anything that begins with the words ‘Hey everyone watch this!’
Commentary:
"Ah, the infamous 'Hey everyone watch this!' clause – the universal signal for impending chaos and potential disaster at the pool. It's like a siren call for lifeguards to brace themselves and for spectators to prepare for some quality entertainment. Remember, folks, the only thing you should be showing off at the pool is your impeccable cannonball form!"
I bet aliens lock their door when they go past earth.
Commentary:
"Can you blame them? Earth can be quite the sketchy neighborhood! 👽🔒 #SafetyFirst"
Do not EVER text while driving. Please use the giant iPad attached to your dashboard.
Commentary:
"Texting while driving is a big NO 🚫 But hey, why not check your emails and browse social media on the dashboard iPad? Safety first, right? 📱🚗😂"