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Someone from 🇹🇬 has downloaded:

Steve Jobs was a vibe coder. He just prompted Steve Wozniak.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has viewed:

As it turns out, the only way to avoid work stress is not going.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

May your life one day be as beautiful as you portray it on social media.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

Bro, you’re fine. You just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

You’d be surprised how many times you can use the word succulent in a work email.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

I know Jesus was a carpenter, but I think he would’ve been a better plumber, you know, with the water thing.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

Can’t believe penguins have to publish all those books with their tiny hands.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has shared:

All my life choices led me to this post right here, and if that’s not an indictment of free will, I don’t know what is.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

Opened two gifts this morning, and they were my eyes.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

Only a fool would use the toothbrush the dentist gives you. You think the dentist would freely hand you the tools that would keep them away?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,513

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17,581

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Updated

Jan 7, 2026

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Trending via WhatsApp:

This year has been the perfect blend of me losing my mind and having the time of my life.

Seen just now on Twitch:

If my neighbors keep fighting like this, I might need to cancel some of my streaming services.

Just landed via Facebook:

“Do not touch” must be one of the scariest things to read in braille.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

The night terrors don’t scare me half as much as the day terrors.

Live now on WhatsApp:

If she says “so just what exactly is THAT supposed to mean”, you’re gonna have a bad time.

Just shared via Twitch:

I’ve mastered farting, and it be loud and quick, but the key is don’t make a face or look around, so people can’t pinpoint it to you. Just act natural.

Trending via Snapchat:

They say you should dress for the job you want then send you home as “the stormtrooper suit is not appropriate work attire”.

Breaking via WeChat:

Japanese cats answering the phone be like, “Meowshi meowshi.”

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

When someone asks why you don’t have kids just say “dingoes”.

Going viral on Discord:

Therapy is basically me saying, “I did a thing,” and my therapist saying, “Yay, good job!”

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Social Media Stars ⭐

22 shares on Messenger this month:

How dare you say I’m crazy on the eve of my cat’s wedding?

32 shares on Discord this month:

Every time someone tries to fight with me online, a middle finger gets its wings.

54 shares on Slack this month:

I don’t “make friends”. I get adopted by extroverts and they make me do things.

18 shares on X this month:

The Cranberries. Great band name. You pick a fruit and you get to work.

28 shares on Messenger this month:

I was not prepared for my knees to sound like someone is breaking spaghetti noodles in half every time I go up the stairs.

18 shares on Facebook this month:

Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?

48 shares on TikTok this month:

They should invent a rest for the wicked.

81 shares on WeChat this month:

It sucks that brainwashing is a bad thing, because generally speaking the idea of washing my brain sounds so nice.

60 shares on Pinterest this month:

Me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead.

77 shares on YouTube this month:

For Halloween I will go to the beach dressed as a french fry and let the seagulls destroy me.

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Hot Jokes 💥

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It is very hard to set aside the time to do your taxes when you are really busy doing other things like eating a snack or looking around the room.

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Why socialize when you could party inside your room with your 10+ personalities?

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Why can’t periods just last for an hour? Like, you made your point, I’m not pregnant, you can leave now.

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Unloading the dishwasher in the opposite direction just to feel something.

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They say money talks, but mine just waves goodbye.

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When I finally snap it’ll be because I had to type my email address in on the TV.

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If you accuse me of yelling, you will start to hear yelling so you can note the difference in the future.

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American Feng Shui is when the grill doesn’t wobble.

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I’m so old and have never even met a woman named Jolene. I’d really like to find her, though. She can have my man.

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The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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244 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,513

Funny Quotes Topics

17,581

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15,513

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

You know you’re old when you you barely do anything all day, but still need a nap to continue doing barely anything.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

After much deliberation, I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m an overthinker.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

I love when I see a really beautiful car, and I look inside, and it’s a beautiful woman. That’s fire.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

Three words no parent ever wants to hear when dropping their kid at a play date: “Come on in.”

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

Filling my PEZ dispenser with Ibuprofen for whimsical pain relief.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

Crashed my car reading a billboard that said, “Don’t text and drive.”

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

I didn’t lose an hour of sleep. The hour of sleep lost me.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

I hate Valentine’s Day but I do enjoy infant archery.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

Cats have 32 muscles in each ear, to help them ignore you.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has bookmarked:

Why would I spend money on the zoo when I can watch my colleagues for free?

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Instagram:

A coffee the size of Manhattan please.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Crashed my car reading a billboard that said, “Don’t text and drive.”

Going viral on WeChat:

Who you are when you’re stuck behind a slow driver is the real you.

Shared recently on Instagram:

The lion is starting to concern himself with things he’s been trying to ignore.

Trending via X:

I know I just ate a snack, but I could really use a snack.

Making waves on Telegram:

Music just makes living on this earth a little bit more bearable.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Sorry I’m late. Had to scroll back to my birth year.

Spotted on Snapchat:

At the grocery store, but forgot my wife’s list so I guess I’ll just follow this other guy around and get what he gets.

Just landed via Discord:

Life stopped being real after 2019 anyways.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

My favorite pastime is looking for meaning where there is none.

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