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Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

“It’s all in your head.” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has downloaded:

Can we bring back the lost art of just hanging out at your friends house doing absolutely nothing?

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

I can turn wine into water about two hours after drinking it. Checkmate Jesus.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has bookmarked:

I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

I’ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

Are you http? Because I’m :// without you.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

Nothing says “not interested” quite like a Restraining Order.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

I have one of those metal briefcases handcuffed to my wrist, and inside… my grandmother’s meatloaf recipe.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

I’m awake and working. Please respect my privacy during these trying and emotional times.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

I don’t get how alcohol turns y’all evil. I just start giggling and get slutty.

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Going viral on Snapchat:

If they can bring back the dire wolf, they can bring back Norm Macdonald.

Trending via Messenger:

I fear one day I’ll see one of my posts marked as an “Exhibit A”

Shared recently on Twitch:

On a dare, my son sprayed deodorant in his mouth. Now he speaks with an Axe scent.

Spotted on Telegram:

Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.

Live now on X:

Just because you haven’t found the right person, doesn’t mean you will.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Gravestone inscription: “Hey guys, I’m going to be taking a little break from social media”

Freshly posted on WeChat:

It’s weird how the UFO’s always seem to crash in places that only the government and military have access to.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am at work.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

I told you so. Kind regards, your gut feeling.

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Share →: Sometimes the whole point of going out is to then really savor coming back home.

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Oh, the eternal truth of feeling like a homebody disguised as a social butterfly! 🦋🏡 Embrace the joy of going out just so you can have that epic "ahh, I'm finally home" moment. Who needs wild adventures when you have the cozy comfort of your own kingdom, am I right? 👑🛋️

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Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

I told my GPS I needed direction in life, and now it insists on recalculating every hour.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

Not much is worse than that feeling of going back to work after a lunch, or a vacation, or just going to work in general.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

The older I get, the more I lose my looks. But I’m also losing my eyesight, so it’s not my problem.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

Establish dominance by asking your dentist if he’s flossing everyday.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

You’re so productive for your wage.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

That beeping of the parking assistant when you get too close to other cars. I’d like that for people.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

My funeral better have a bloody merch table.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

I was googling about the best time to visit the Maldives. It’s when you have money.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

Blocking someone isn’t enough; I need their PornHub videos to always buffer, just as they’re about to climax.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has copied:

Hold on, I just need to take off my glasses and put my face in my hands about it first.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Snapchat:

I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.

Spotted on Telegram:

It’s romantic to fall in love during the collapse of society.

Spotted on Telegram:

I’m at the age where I consider any picture of me taken in the last ten years “current.”

Trending via Reddit:

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

Just shared via Instagram:

Life always has it’s ups and downs. I like to up the music, down the drinks, and then relax and enjoy.

Breaking via WeChat:

You look like the kind of person whose recorded calls have been used for training purposes.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

As long as you don’t ever give them your real name, they can’t accuse you of not keeping the mystery alive in your relationship.

Just landed via Telegram:

I get you, bowel syndrome. I’m irritable, too.

Breaking via Snapchat:

If someone steals your joke, you have to file a LOLsuit.

Making waves on Instagram:

I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.

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