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Normalize asking if this is an intervention whenever someone invites you over.

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Interviewer: Why do you want to work in customer service? Me: Well, I’m really good at apologizing for things that aren’t my fault.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

If my neighbors would just talk a little louder I could follow along with their conversation, but no. Rude.

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My bra isn’t just padded — it’s also filled with cookie and chip crumbs.

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On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.

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The universe clearly isn’t working as it should so someone should turn it off and back on again.

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Asian parents give you unmoanable names so you can focus on your studies.

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I know life can be tough, but you still gotta wear deodorant.

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Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.

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My favorite part about health insurance is how your teeth and eyeballs are add-ons.

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Just shared via WhatsApp:

He likes when I shakalaka, so, woop, there it is.

Going viral on Telegram:

I’m dying for some sweets and the only thing sweet in the house is me.

Trending via Telegram:

Nothing rattles me like the difference between rows and columns, man. I hate it so much.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Buying something nice for myself, cuz today would’ve been my birthday if I was born today.

Going viral on YouTube:

Happy Earth Day. You don’t look a day over 4 billion years and get hotter every year.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I speak my mind, cause it hurts when I bite my tongue.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

People always talk about how they love to sit in their cars for a while once they get home. Whenever I do that, my Uber driver yells at me.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Think I’ll get high enough to find out if there’s a God. Stay tuned.

Going viral on Slack:

When my friends and I talk about sex, it’s never sexual. It feels scientific, almost.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Driving between speed cameras is called intermittent fasting.

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Funny seafood quotes

Funny seafood quotes 🦞🦀 bring a splash of humor to your day, perfect for seafood lovers and pun enthusiasts alike! Whether you’re cracking crab legs or enjoying a clam bake, these witty lines add a pinch of fun and a dash of laughter to every bite. Get ready to shell-ebrate with laughs that are fresher than the catch of the day! 🌊🐟🍤

New funny seafood quotes 👇

2 weeks ago

Commentary:
"Right? I'm still waiting for the day we find a 'tuna chicken!' 😂🐟🐔"

call, confusion, fish, humor, irony, question, seafood, why, wordplay
3 weeks ago

Commentary:
"Clams: the original master of hiding in plain sight and making us work way too hard for a tiny snack! 🐚 Maybe they're just teaching us a lesson in the art of patience and perseverance 🤔 or perhaps they're just clamming up when it comes to sharing their goodies! 😄"

alone, amount, clam, feel, food, food humor, funny observation, humor, i, just, leave, leave alone, meat, observation, seafood
3 weeks ago

Commentary:
"Who made the rule, right? Let's open up a whole new world of mongering! 🐟🛒🧀 #MongerEverything"

absurdity, fish, food, humor, joke, let, me, monger, only, seafood, stuff, thing, why, wordplay

All funny seafood quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

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Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

You were promised to me 3,000 years ago.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

Starting to think business is standing on me.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

You’re in her DMs. I’m accidentally reposting reels of Tibetan foxes because I don’t know how to use the app anymore.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has viewed:

Them: OMG, I haven’t seen you in so long. Me: Yeah, that was on purpose.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

Wild that we could have been foraging for berries and dying off at 33, but we chose this nonsense instead.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

I’m so old, I used to block people by simply holding the door shut.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has downloaded:

Dark mode changed me. White screens now feel like staring into the sun.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

Hold music is annoyingly scratchy and repetitive on purpose, so you will hang up and stop bothering them.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has viewed:

I need someone to wring out my brain like a dishrag.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has downloaded:

I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on TikTok:

Jane Austen gave us men who crossed fields in the rain. Mine left me on read, and liked someone else’s story.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

If people continue to behave so badly, I will donate my organs to an animal shelter.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

If you want to hang out with me, all you have to do is ask, and I’ll say no.

Just landed via Snapchat:

“You live and you learn!” Bro, I don’t want to do either of those things.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

“You never reply to messages.” I am just one person, okay? I am understaffed.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

You can’t hurt me. You’re not how I look first thing in the morning.

Trending via Snapchat:

Social media needs to crash for like a year so everybody can snap back into reality.

Just landed via Discord:

My main takeaway from ‘The Walking Dead’ is that you can still eat the expired canned goods in your pantry.

Live now on Pinterest:

It’s true that I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name, but for my return trip, I rented a camel named Carl.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Millennials aren’t having kids because no one’s made lo-fi hip-hop beats to yell at your kids to.

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