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Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

Normalize saying, “Just as the oracle foretold,” when things go your way.

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If you like water, you already like 72% of me.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

I always fear that one day I will enter my house and find a thief, knocked out unconscious by the things fallen on his head from some closet.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

I’m not drunk enough for this Teams meeting.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

That moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair.

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Caesar, looking shocked: “Is it bring your knife to work day or something?”

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Spotted on Messenger:

Who is this Rorschach guy and where did he get all the pictures of my parents fighting?

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I wish I lived in a sitcom, and my friends just barged into my apartment uninvited.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Some people are living proof that brain failure does not immediately lead to death.

Spotted on Reddit:

Hey cell phone companies who play smooth jazz hold music hoping I’ll lose interest and give up: yeah, it’s kinda working.

Just landed via Slack:

You should get one IG story in addition to your one phone call when you’re arrested.

Breaking via WeChat:

Plot Twist: Your taxes cheated on you.

Just landed via WeChat:

When I watch hockey, I pretend they’re fighting over the last Oreo.

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Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

People who listen to their sad playlist when they’re happy are a different breed of unstable.

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Pornhub should do a wrap-up of your year like Spotify does.

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I have nothing nice to wear for the government shutdown.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has viewed:

Asked a German woman why Germany produced so many legendary physicists / mathematicians, and her response was basically, “Have you considered educating people who aren’t rich?”

Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

Quitting my job to focus on being in love.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has bookmarked:

People my age are raising children, and I’m just here trying to bribe myself with treats into doing my own chores.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

Remember when a series of unfortunate events was a book and not your life?

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Just landed via Instagram:

The only lesson I remember from the pandemic is that you’re only supposed to wash your hands if it’s your birthday.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

The reason most of us stay up late is because we don’t want our free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Had a fight with an erection this morning. Beat it single-handed.

Going viral on WeChat:

Putting a baby on board sticker on my car because other drivers have a right to know who they’re dealing with behind the wheel.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Lou Read is the name of my favorite musician and also the book I keep in the toilet.

Live now on Messenger:

Venn diagrams. You either love ‘em or you hate ‘em. Or you’re somewhere in the middle.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

I’ve reached the age where people talk loudly and slowly to me.

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