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Many men also have a walk-in closet. For them, it’s just called a floor.

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Absolute worst time of year to have a secret family. Hands down.

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Eating rice with my hands, but not in a political way. In a lazy, fat guy way.

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After weeks of using an anti aging cream, I can now proudly say: I now have very well-maintained wrinkles.

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When people say I don’t mean to brag, they’re bragging about not bragging.

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Stop eating cakes with the fakes and come eat a bundt with a cundt.

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When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying ‘Haven’t decided yet’ is typically a good response.

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Just let your girlfriend be crazy, like who cares, bro.

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One thing I love about the internet is seeing some of the most hateful people posting inspirational quotes.

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Windmill? Big fan.

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Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.

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Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

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I was in Paris with a boyfriend once and he lit a candle in Notre Dame in order to ask God to raise the price of Bitcoin.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I wonder what the other me’s are up to in other dimensions.

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Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry.

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Actually, this email could’ve been a meeting. We could’ve spent an hour on the clock talking shit and gossiping. Someone could’ve brought bagels.

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How many cups of coffee is OK to have every day? Is it eight? I’m pretty sure it’s eight.

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Can’t, I’m pulling it together.

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I can already feel that the day is going to seize me instead of the other way around.

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Nobody warns you of the devastation two days of stuffing will bring upon your digestive system.

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Inflation is actually a good thing, it means money is going viral.

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That fight could’ve been an email.

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Be nice to your children’s teachers. Especially elementary ones, cause kids have loose lips and that teacher has all the dirt on you.

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I want to live in a world where the plural of moose is mooses.

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I didn’t expect to have such strong feelings when the subtitles said “smooching” while the actors were kissing.

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You know what part I love about waking up? None of it. Let me sleep!

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And is the financial stability in the room with us right now?

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I was so locked in, to the point where we were tongue-kissing with morning breath.

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Weird. I’m the only one naked at this gender reveal party.

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My boss said he likes how I remain so calm under pressure. Can’t tell him it’s because I don’t give a shit.

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Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

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Cowboy outfits should be called ranch dressing.

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So I think the mammals have now ravaged this planet long enough. It’s time for the reptiles to take over again.

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Get in loser, we’re going overthinking.

Just landed via Pinterest:

It seems that after checking my bank account, I need to turn to a life of crime.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

We decided to have money instead of children.

Just landed via Instagram:

I’ve realized that some people don’t like me, but I’ve also realized that I don’t give a shit.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back.

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My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

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I’ve started dating myself exclusively but it’s not working out.

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