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Oh, I have Christmas spirit. The question is: Do I mix it with coke or do I drink it neat?

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If you say something while exhaling smoke, it is 10 times more profound.

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When planning dinner, remember that ice-cream has both calcium and protein.

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Most meetings end with the conclusion that everything needs to be discussed in another meeting.

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Born to say “Who the hell raised you to be this stupid.” Forced to work in groups.

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Seriously, how sexy was Freud’s mom?

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Country music is for men who need a little help crying.

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I just tried on my summer wardrobe. The only thing I managed to get into was a state of panic.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Authenticity is whispered, but bullshit is broadcasted.

Breaking via Messenger:

Still can’t believe America has a federal holiday to celebrate the hit movie Independence Day.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Foolproof? Yeah, well we’ll see about that.

Just shared via Facebook:

Retiring my wallet condom after two years of active duty. 87 tours with 0 combat deployments.

Spotted on TikTok:

If you ever go backpacking in the wilderness, be sure to wear corduroy pants, so you can start a fire if needed.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Another day without sex, but a mosquito just sucked on my neck and I moaned a little bit.

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Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

One year older today, and still no closer to growing up.

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Partying hard on this Friday night, and by partying hard, I mean laying on my bed starfish-style.

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At the end of the day, it’s just me and me.

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Twitter is the most fun you can have on the toilet.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

What do you even say when someone knocks on your bathroom stall … like, what’s the protocol?

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Note: Press the button on the elevator as often as possible to activate the secret express function and speed up the thing.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

screenshotting people’s close friends and posting it directly to my own story.

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Just landed via YouTube:

I’m not even a 2nd choice, I’m like an 8th choice, sometimes a 10th.

Going viral on Reddit:

Salary week, but salary weak.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Don’t invite me if there’s nowhere to sit down.

Going viral on Facebook:

Flat earth is too mainstream, hollow earth is where it’s at.

Just landed via Slack:

Diarrhea awareness week starts today. Runs through Sunday.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

It’s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a Like.

Shared recently on Slack:

Santa has the right idea: only visit people once a year, eat a snack, leave early.

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