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Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

My toxic trait is treating my glasses like they’re not the most expensive thing I wear everyday.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

We should thank heaven for nipples. Without them boobs would be pointless.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

The cool side of the pillow just stole my boyfriend.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

Dark mode changed me. White screens now feel like staring into the sun.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

Don’t fall in love. It’s bad.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself. No one likes a braggart.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

I wish my life could have a stats screen but for things I care about. Like how many English Muffins with peanut butter I’ve eaten.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

The world is my oyster and I’m allergic to shellfish.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has bookmarked:

Pizza crusts go uneaten, but people will devour an entire pan of breadsticks.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

I don’t get involved in anyone’s business, let alone their drama. You should try it.

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Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Can I just skip to the part in my life where I’m rich and happily in love?

Making waves on Telegram:

Dear ads, I have the buying power of a Victorian milkmaid.

Trending via Discord:

What makes us human is selecting all images with traffic lights.

Making waves on TikTok:

Guns N’ Roses: “Welcome to the jungle!” The jungle: “No more humans, please!”

Going viral on X:

Just washed my windows and not a single bloke came out and said ‘You can do mine next!’ This used to be a real country.

Just landed via X:

Opened two gifts this morning, and they were my eyes.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

To be blocked is to be seen and to be seen is to be loved.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

I’ve been in a bad mood since like 2010.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Phone dry, no food in the house, I keep dying in my game. I’m such a loser.

Making waves on YouTube:

I like that linguists chose the term ‘loan words,’ implying that one day we’ll get them back.

Funny sensitive quotes

Funny sensitive quotes bring a perfect blend of laughter and heart 💖😂, capturing those moments when feelings run deep but humor wins the day. Whether you’re tender-hearted or just love a good chuckle with a touch of emotion, these gems will brighten your mood and tickle your soul 🌈✨. Ready to smile and feel all the feels at once? Let’s dive into the funniest, most sensitive sayings that hit just right! 🎉💬

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43 shares on WeChat this month:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just here unloading my dishwasher.

11 shares on Twitch this month:

Weddings should have a worst man.

92 shares on Snapchat this month:

Does your life really flash before your eyes or is it just your brain closing all open tabs one last time.

81 shares on Discord this month:

I’ll rewind a movie, get on my phone, and miss the same part.

59 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m a red flag, but the material is quality.

77 shares on Slack this month:

I think it’s extremely important, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

23 shares on Messenger this month:

I woke up extra early today to get in as much ‘worrying about it being Monday tomorrow’ as possible.

94 shares on Instagram this month:

This coffee isn’t working. Think I need holy water.

18 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I hate when I have dreams about work. I’m not getting paid to interact with these people on my time off!

11 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Fyi, if you like listening to “rain sounds,” they’re almost all recordings of chicken being fried.

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12 folks are currently checking 👀

Technically, all the money I have ever spent on food has been flushed down the toilet.

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Love it when my brain is like, “You forgot something,” and then refuses to elaborate.

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My whole life is basically a blooper reel.

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Bag of salad is the boxed wine of vegetables.

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I don’t always have time to fold laundry, but when I do, I don’t.

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I’ve done the math: If the month had 10 days, I would get by with my money.

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I knew I had issues when motivational speakers started to irritate me.

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Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Linda.

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I love when my brain cells kiss and I have an idea.

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Nobody watches you harder than people who don’t like you, so give them a show they will never forget.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

Who’s going to run in movies when Tom Cruise retires?

Someone from 🇦🇸 has viewed:

Touched a tree and accidentally absorbed 400 years of wisdom and 2 squirrel secrets.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

Did you know that if a unicorn and I were to race, the unicorn would likely win cause unicorns are about as real as my desire to race anything?

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

It’s like ten thousand tweets when all you need is a life.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

When people are telling me a story about their life it often reminds me of a much better story from my life.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has viewed:

Save tons of money on a weighted blanket by sleeping under the mattress.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

You should be able to mute someone in real life. Annoying coworker? Silence them for 24 hours by booping them on the nose!

Someone from 🇷🇼 has bookmarked:

I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

Petition to make weekends longer. Two days isn’t enough.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

Sorry for bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to bash my head into the walls anymore.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Messenger:

I have found that there is usually a lot of day left at the end of my patience.

Going viral on Threads:

Welcome to your 40’s: you get excited about avocados now.

Making waves on Messenger:

Once you find a pair of pants that fit you perfectly, it’s over for all your other pants.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Feeling like a bug without his rug.

Shared recently on TikTok:

If you want to know who the bad guys are, it is the side who wants you arrested for memes and jokes.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Getting so tangled in the sex shop bead curtain that they have to put me down like a horse with a broken leg.

Just shared via YouTube:

Therapists probably have to struggle so hard not to ask to see pictures of the people their clients are obsessing over.

Going viral on Twitch:

Liquor on the top shelf is so expensive because the bartender has to stand on their tippy toes to reach it.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Can it still be an emotional support animal if the animal doesn’t want to participate? Asking for my cat.

Making waves on Instagram:

I hate how everything is organic now. I miss chemicals.

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