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Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

Halloween pumpkins look even scarier if you just use the ones from last year.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has viewed:

Nothing is more fake than my friendliness on the phone at work.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

Worst fears: 1. being infertile 2. being pregnant.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

I’ve been reading the room for 20 minutes. It’s not looking so good.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has downloaded:

If I ever say “with all due respect”, please understand that there is none.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

Lie during your job interview because they’re lying to you about their great work environment.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has copied:

You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you’re full of energy and you can’t wait to get to work? Me neither!

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

Trying to eat with my left hand because I need a little excitement in my life.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

Boyfriends come and go… reply guys stay forever. Against your will, even.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has bookmarked:

I already know how it will end. One of my children will unplug my life support to charge their phone.

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Seen just now on Facebook:

I would definitely deny being from here if the aliens pulled up and asked. Not claiming this embarrassing planet in front of intergalactic travelers, are you dumb?

Seen just now on Telegram:

Let’s play a game called you bring me food and I eat it.

Just shared via Telegram:

If I’m giving you attention, feel blessed. My real passion is ignoring people.

Just shared via X:

Normalize throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up.

Going viral on YouTube:

Just found out about confirmation bias, and now every article I read totally proves I was right to be worried about it.

Making waves on Snapchat:

(Most depressed guy you’ve ever met) I’m doing pretty good.

Spotted on Telegram:

Imagine Pinocchio roasting you for 5 mins straight and his nose didn’t move an inch.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Every time I talk, it sounds like it’s my first time trying to speak.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Since emojis have been around, I finally have a rough idea of how women feel when they don’t know what to wear.

Shared recently on Discord:

As you get older you become all of the seven dwarfs.

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33 shares on TikTok this month:

Quickie so fast, it’s called secs.

34 shares on WhatsApp this month:

By now, we’ve all figured out that these LED bulbs don’t actually last 15 years, but we’ve collectively decided to just let it slide.

51 shares on WhatsApp this month:

But he was so nice on the prison phone calls.

60 shares on Slack this month:

If Monday were available for purchase at IKEA, it would be called “Fekking Hell”.

76 shares on Facebook this month:

My husband thinks he can just order me around like he’s one of the cats.

100 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I will never forget how to spell bananas, thanks to Gwen Stefani.

32 shares on Facebook this month:

I think humans are meant to lay in bed with the love of their life all winter.

80 shares on WhatsApp this month:

It’s funny how cats have ears on top of their head, but don’t use them.

35 shares on Reddit this month:

Someone yelled “hey, retard!” and I looked back.

49 shares on X this month:

I sent you a message telepathically and you didn’t respond. Are you mad at me?

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7 folks are currently checking 👀

Get a Ring camera so you can yell at your kids when they’re out front and freak them out.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

If I would’ve known that you were going to ask me what I was thinking, I wouldn’t have been thinking what I was thinking.

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Sticking googly eyes on a potato and introducing him to everyone as my new boyfriend.

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We need to stop telling AI that it’s paintings are bad. That’s how Hitler got started.

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Why am I scrolling? What am I searching for?

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The only thing I love more than an open mind is an open bar.

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Everything is 10 times funnier when you are supposed to be quiet.

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Having siblings is so important because you learn the exact amount you can annoy someone before they try to physically kill you.

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Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.

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Studies show young people are having less sex than previous generations. I knew I was ahead of my time.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

My diet was going really well until I woke up.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

How my weekend was? Light, dark, light, dark, Monday.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

Cheating on an exam by memorizing all the content beforehand so I can easily answer the questions.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

That awkward moment when you’re about to leave work and your boss says “before you go”.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has viewed:

Who is this Rorschach guy and where did he get all the pictures of my parents fighting?

Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

Calling someone a “tough cookie” is not a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

I never met a problem I couldn’t make worse.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

Rule number 1 at a concert: Don’t sing while filming!

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

People think I’m a minimalist, but I’m just broke.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Reddit:

That awkward moment when a zombie looking for brains walks right past you.

Going viral on Instagram:

Okay, this is getting ridiculous. It can’t just be the one guy. It’s gotta be a group of people pooping my son’s diaper.

Spreading quickly via X:

All this suffering on earth because someone ate an apple once.

Just shared via Messenger:

If Shakespeare were being born today, he’d be “Shaxxespyr.”

Trending via WeChat:

Shout out to the people getting $400 hotel rooms on Feb 14th to do the same two positions they do at home.

Seen just now on Telegram:

After an hour on this team meeting I’m not wanting to be a team player anymore.

Spotted on Pinterest:

All I’m dealing with is broken people. Lord, if I’m a mechanic, please tell me.

Making waves on Messenger:

People who pee in the shower, have you thought about peeing before you get in the shower?

Going viral on Snapchat:

Really looking forward to the day my teenager starts speaking English again.

Spotted on Instagram:

At least 80% of my day is spent holding back my inappropriate thoughts.

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