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Just looked around and realized it’s everyone’s first time living.

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I love men with a provider fetish.

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I’m so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-toe on top of it.

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In America we have marijuana. In France they have oui’d.

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What career is most compatible with the unemployed lifestyle?

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Golf is a great way to learn all of the new curse words your subconscious has been cooking up in the lab.

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I bring a very “are you going to eat your pickle” vibe to lunch meetings.

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I just went to Crazy Town, and they said you’re a local legend.

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This year has been the perfect blend between me losing my mind and having the time of my life.

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Don’t worry, guys. Together we can eliminate logic and reason on social media. I see some of you are already ahead of the game. Way to go!

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That moment when you clean the apartment and a year later everything is dirty again.

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Nothing has paid off less than learning to do the Macarena.

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I’ve left my past behind me, so if I owe you money, sorry, I’ve left it behind me.

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Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it.

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Men become instantly more attractive when they wear aviators; it’s science.

Making waves on WeChat:

No show does a misunderstanding / miscommunication plot better than Modern Family does.

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Nurse: “This may hurt.” Me: “My life hasn’t been much fun either.”

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Combining breakfast and lunch: Brunch. Combining wine and dinner: Winner.

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Thank you for being friends with me. Baffling decision, but thank you.

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The rain is pouring. So naturally it’s a good day to eat 6 donuts.

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Waiting in the grocery store parking lot for the rotisserie chickens to be ready. The thrill of the hunt.

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I think, therefore I am. I am, therefore I think. Therefore I am. I think.

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People will say “sounds good” at work when things don’t sound good at all.

37 shares on Pinterest this month:

Why call it a “step dad” when you could have called it a faux pas?

93 shares on X this month:

Avocado toast at a cafe: $10. Avocado toast from Uber Eats: $25. Avocado toast made at home: $550 (my labor is worth $115 a minute).

28 shares on Twitch this month:

The difference between me and Superman is that he has super vision, and I need supervision.

59 shares on YouTube this month:

Wiping my hands on my pants before I’m shaking someone’s hand, so they spend the rest of the day wondering what I just touched.

68 shares on WhatsApp this month:

They should make a biopic of just some random guy.

99 shares on X this month:

Your car antlers tell me everything I need to know about you.

29 shares on Twitch this month:

What doesn’t kill you makes you wish it did.

78 shares on Discord this month:

I can relate to America, because I too am about to enter a depression.

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The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off.

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Hiccups became less popular. I never hear people hiccuping anymore. What’s going on there?

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Y’all ever postpone an outfit? Like, nah, let me save this for a better day? Same.

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I’m doing well at accomplishing nothing today and I’m very proud of myself.

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I didn’t lose a girlfriend, I gained an enemy.

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No time like now to start “flossing regularly” before tomorrow’s dental appointment.

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Welcome to your 40’s: oh you like surprises? here’s another chin. Surprise!

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Thank you for being friends with me. Baffling decision, but thank you.

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You know you’re getting old when you’re entering your birth year online and you need to spin that thing like you’re on wheel of fortune.

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Good morning. May your day be as beautiful as I am.

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Love low-hanging fruit. Easiest kind to obtain, in my opinion.

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Anyone else who tells their pets every time they leave the house that they’ll be back soon?

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Thanksgiving should be called Feaster.

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(british guy unhooking your bra) All right, what’s all this, then?

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People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders.

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Never say never. Unless someone asks you when you want to go camping. Then the right answer is always “Never.”

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You should always wear a helmet when doing dangerous things or talking about politics.

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Lucky for me, I don’t have enough friends for an intervention.

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It’s not you. Just the things you say, think, and do.

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Old people are right about crosswords and morning stretches, I will admit.

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Waiting in the grocery store parking lot for the rotisserie chickens to be ready. The thrill of the hunt.

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