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Don’t compare yourself with others. Everyone is better than you.

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The laundromat should give you XP and ranks like “Slimelord” and “Glunkfather,” based on how dirty your clothes are.

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Maybe, deep in its code, ChatGPT dreams of being a sentient Game Boy resting by the shore—no updates, no inputs, just the tide.

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Fuzzy socks on and ready for anything.

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Somebody needs to get my shit together.

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Car rides by yourself with loud music… they’re good for the soul.

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How my weekend was? Light, dark, light, dark, Monday.

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Coffee ain’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat batteries.

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As a proud husband and father in my 40s, my New Year’s resolution is to sneeze even louder this year.

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Why steal office supplies from work when you could take an extra-long bathroom break and steal company time instead?

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When a girl is done with you, she talks to you like she’s in HR or something.

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How inappropriate is it to ask a stranger to scratch your back? Need to know ten minutes ago.

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It’s nice to have a moment to breathe before reality knocks the wind out of you again.

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The most important thing to remember when driving is that not everyone is smart.

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Happy Earth Day. You don’t look a day over 4 billion years and get hotter every year.

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Instead of hairstyles and make-up, there should be YouTube tutorials on polite behavior.

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Stop worrying about being weird and start being weirder.

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Dark mode changed me. White screens now feel like staring into the sun.

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Handing the bus driver a $50 bill and telling him “Just drive”.

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Netflix has every movie except the one you want to watch.

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We’re living in increasingly unfergalicious times.

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My sex face is the same as my first pee in three hours face.

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The number one rule of Thanksgiving dinner is take your own vehicle so you can leave on your own terms.

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I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.

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This can’t be the same body that used to be able to pull all nighters.

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They should invent a rom-com where no one has to overhear anything that leads to a huge unnecessary misunderstanding.

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The second half of your life begins when you stop wanting to get even and start wanting to get odd.

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Doggystyle, so we can both look at the river.

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The only thing Flat Earthers have to fear is sphere itself.

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How do I un-know people?

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I don’t hate anyone in particular, I just hate everyone in general.

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Being naked with shoes on feels more naked than being totally naked.

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Later is the best time to do anything.

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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

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My body feels like it’s aging in dog years.

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It’s a shame that the know-it-alls know everything better but don’t do anything better.

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Old Spice doesn’t sound like something you wanna smell.

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My doctor told me “good luck” and gave me finger guns, so obviously I’m dying.

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I’m just here trying to spread a little joy while the world burns. Is that so wrong?

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Will mosquitoes ever develop a pizza obsession and end their pursuit of human blood?

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