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I drive regularly so that my brain doesn’t forget swear words.

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I get all the cardio I need by running out of patience.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

Super quick question: does anyone know what the point is?

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Everything will kill you so pick something fun.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

They should invent a rom-com where no one has to overhear anything that leads to a huge unnecessary misunderstanding.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

King-sized beds: Because you both want to sleep on the same mattress, but not in the same zip code.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

Vegans will look you dead in the eye and tell you cauliflower tastes like ribs.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

That moment when you cut into a seedless watermelon and find out it’s only allegedly seedless.

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Spiders are the only web developers who love finding bugs.

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Capri Sun tastes as if scientists had bet that they could make fruit juice without fruit.

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My favorite part about going camping is the part where I stay at home, and I don’t go camping.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

If I’m ever the problem, you’re the reason.

Breaking via YouTube:

American homes are so strange because, why is your front door in the living room?

Spotted on Messenger:

New year update: losing everything but weight.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Sharpening pencils at the bin was the biggest link-up.

Spotted on Reddit:

The amount of inappropriate thoughts I have is a little concerning.

Making waves on X:

I’m already excited about who I’m going to think sucks first today.

Just landed via Instagram:

Being loved right feels like telepathy and a little bit of witchcraft.

Trending via Threads:

“This was on sale!” is why I’m always broke.

Breaking via X:

“You don’t look 40.” How am I supposed to look?

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6 months ago
Share →: So apparently they don’t count as sit-ups if you’re just trying to get out of bed.

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"Who knew getting out of bed could be the ultimate sit-up loophole? 🛌💪😂 #MorningWorkout"
6 months ago
Share →: How many sit-ups do I have to do before I get a six-pack? Please say 5.

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Well, if only it were that easy! 🤣🏋️‍♂️ Getting a six-pack usually requires a bit more sweat and effort, but hey, maybe try doing 5 sit-ups and see if it works like magic! Just don't be surprised if you end up doing a few more after that. 💪😉

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Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has copied:

You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

If you have any questions or concerns please don’t. Hesitate to ask.

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Going to the beach is 99% getting ready for the beach and 1% enjoying the beach.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

Going to bed early is easy, going to sleep early is a whole other set of problems.

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You can be anything. Be the person who ends the meeting early.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

I don’t weigh myself because most scales don’t know how heavy all the grudges I’m holding onto are.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

I’ve got to start taking better care of myself. Tomorrow I’ll walk to the liquor store.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

My wife trusts me with a joint bank account but when I’m loading the dishwasher she always walks in the kitchen “to get something.”

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Girl talk is my favorite. You go from discussing goals to talking about shoes, to hating men, to planning a trip in six minutes.

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Seen just now on Reddit:

I respect perfume commercials being like we can’t show you a smell mind if we just go insane for 30 seconds.

Trending via Instagram:

Camping? No, thank you. If I wanted to sleep outside, I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

Reported on Slack:

Nowadays, people no longer look for a needle in a haystack, but for errors in a spreadsheet.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Breaking news is really breaking me.

Spotted on WeChat:

Auto-correct and I are in a toxic relationship.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Don’t throw hate at me, throw money!

Going viral on Messenger:

When you decorate your whole house for Christmas, what you’re really saying is “I’m not going to dust for at least a month.”

Broadcasted on X:

Nobody gets angrier than a man being accused of something he actually did.

Live now on Discord:

Please don’t send me mixed signals, I don’t even understand the clear ones.

Seen just now on Slack:

Science can’t explain it, but some hairs can grow up to a quarter inch overnight. Never in a good spot though.

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