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Do you ever hang out with someone else’s family, and you’re like, ooooh, so this is what it’s supposed to be like?

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When my husband says he’ll just be a minute, I know I have enough time to watch an entire television series, paint the house, or go on a quest.

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My kids didn’t follow me into the bathroom so now I’m scared to leave and find out what they got into instead.

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Incense sticks are just disappointing sparklers.

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Some days you’re the shit and some days you’re the fan.

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People in glass houses shouldn’t throw orgies.

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Obviously, I’m gonna upload pictures with filters and in my best angles. If you wanna see the ugly side of me, come to my house, but bring ice cream.

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I want to sit and read, take a nap, and snack. Basically, I want to be in kindergarten.

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My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking.

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Men call us “gold diggers” when we expect them to pay for a meal. Honey, a gold digger goes after yachts, not a piece of chicken.

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My rock bottom keeps refreshing.

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Bro to bro: Never get your haircut on the day of a special event.

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Dear resealable chocolate bag, your confidence in my self-control was truly inspiring. And you were delicious.

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Funny sit-up quotes bring a burst of laughter to your workout routine 🤸‍♂️😂 Whether you’re struggling to sit up or just need a little motivation, these witty words will have you chuckling through the burn 💪🔥 Ready to turn sweat into smiles? Let’s dive into some hilarious takes on those core-crushing reps that make fitness way more fun! 😜✨

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Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

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I suck at charging my phone, 21 percent charged, and I’m taking it off so I can lay the other way.

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It’s always a huge relief when I’m reading a list of symptoms of a deadly disease, and it says unexplained weight loss.

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I am so out of shape right now, that if someone yelled “run for your life!” I’d be like “ya’ll go ahead, I’m meetin’ Jesus today!”

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In Hell, “Cotton Eye Joe” plays on an eternal loop. The heat and fire are actually pleasant compared to that.

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Car naps hit different, especially when you are the one driving.

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Adding geologist to my resume after hitting rock bottom.

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“I’m not even close to how crazy I’m legally entitled to be.”

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What electric cars and diarrhea have in common is the fear of not making it home.

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If I were a bird, I know who I’d poop on.

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I modeled my morning routine on the humble rooster. Wake up, scream, wander around.

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You should get one IG story in addition to your one phone call when you’re arrested.

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I love all mythical creatures. Vampires, werewolves, unicorns, kids who listen.

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People who play golf don’t concern me nearly as much as the people who watch it.

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Notifications are a reminder that you exist.

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