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I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo practor.

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It is a shame that nothing is built in America anymore. I just bought a TV that said: “Built in Antenna”. I don’t even know where that is.

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I don’t like how monkeys have taken ownership of the whole banana thing. I bet I like bananas almost as much as they do.

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I don’t want to alarm anyone, but my doctor says I have an irreversible terminal condition called aging.

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And once again my day begins without a red carpet! Guys, I’m really disappointed in you.

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Be the reason someone spits out their drink today.

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Being famous on social media is like being rich in Monopoly. It’s not real, so calm down.

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If you feel fat and sad just know it’s someone out there fatter than you.

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You ever get into such a weird mood you have to put yourself on house arrest for a couple days?

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It’s so peaceful when you have no interest in other people’s business.

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Breaking via Facebook:

Someone asked me how much I normally spend on a bottle of wine. Answering “usually an hour” wasn’t the right answer. I know this now.

Breaking via Pinterest:

The Midwest urge to have a drink on a patio as soon as it’s nice out.

Breaking via TikTok:

I’m not gaining weight, I’m retaining candy.

Making waves on YouTube:

It took three employees to help me complete “self-checkout” yesterday.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Nothing tests your patience like a group chat blowing up your phone.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I’m no Hobbit, but I do often walk blindly into some rather dodgy situations.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I’d pretend to care about football for you.

Trending via Pinterest:

Ladies, repeat after me: “I was wrong and I am sorry!”

Going viral on Discord:

Please don’t be mean to me, because I can be meaner and I hate being mean.

Making waves on Telegram:

Why call it a “step dad” when you could have called it a faux pas?

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December. The month at work where everything is January’s problem.

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For my birthday, I want everyone to delete whatever old version of me they have in their head— it expired.

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Friendship is when you don’t tidy up before visitors arrive.

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Called in, “Let’s make this simple. What excuse haven’t I used yet?”

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

Pretending I’m asleep so my boss has to carry me to the meeting.

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And now begins the yearly tradition of writing the incorrect year on everything, for the next 3 months.

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Only thing sexier than a bad decisions is a bad decision with queso.

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The most difficult thing you’ll do as a parent is not rearrange the ornaments after the kids put them on the tree.

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I can’t wait to retire so I can get up at 6 a.m. and go drive around really slow and make everybody late for work.

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Parenting is yelling ‘you just had a snack!’ over and over until you give in and throw them another snack.

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Broadcasted on TikTok:

Beware. There are people in the grocery store that you know who want to chat with you. Stay vigilant.

Reported on Twitch:

How is every author the #1 New York Times bestseller?

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Me at war: You guys mind if I leave a bit early today?

Going viral on Slack:

Of course I have critical thinking skills, I’m thinking critically of you right now.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Hawk o the mornin tuah

Trending via Pinterest:

How does one stop eating ice cream when there’s still some in the container?

Just landed via Slack:

Why is it spelled “camouflage” and not “ “?

Live now on TikTok:

I wish it was socially acceptable to DM someone, “Hey, why did you and your partner break up?”

Going viral on Discord:

I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them.

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I know how to use an abacus as a tambourine.

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