Commentary:
Asking for permission is critical unless you want to be struck by a flying shoe 🚀😂🥿
38 Funny slow quotes
My running speed is very slow because the Discman wasn’t allowed to shake in the past.
Commentary:
"Looks like your Discman was too delicate to handle your need for speed! 🏃♂️🎧 Maybe it was just trying to stay 'un-shaken, not stirred' like a true secret agent."
Tai Chi is so crazy because it’s like throwing a slow motion tantrum.
Commentary:
"Wow, watching someone do Tai Chi is like witnessing a graceful yet epic meltdown in sloooow motion! 🤸♂️😆 Makes you wonder if we should all be practicing slow motion tantrums instead of regular ones. 😂 #TaiChiDrama"
I took some free community martial arts lessons for self-defense, but I’m starting to think Tai Chi is too slow for most muggers.
Commentary:
"Looks like those muggers might need to schedule a rain check if they plan to mug you during your Tai Chi session 🤣👊 Seems like you'll have all the time in the world to prepare your moves at that pace 😉💪"
I might not be able to speak another language but I can speak English slower!
Commentary:
"Who needs to know another language when you can just speak English at a snail's pace? 🐌😂 Slow and steady wins the communication race! 🐢💬"
So crazy to just be living every day through the slow-motion car crash of escalating fascism, and it’s still like, “Aww, man, I have to go to the dentist.”
Commentary:
Living in a whirlwind of chaos, but cavity-free teeth are a priority! 😬🦷🚗💥
Me passing someone: you slow mule! Me being passed: okay, speed racer!
Commentary:
Just trying to find my own lane in the race of life! 🐢🏎️😄
Told my girlfriend that Mum is deaf, so speak loud and slow. Also told Mum that my girlfriend has special needs.
Commentary:
When worlds collide: The only thing louder than their conversation was the sound of my genius plan backfiring 😅🎙️🔊