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Guns N’ Roses: “Welcome to the jungle!” The jungle: “No more humans, please!”

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Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero.

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Spongebob wouldn’t even mess with some of y’all. But he’d hang out with me because my heart is pure, and I like to laugh a lot.

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At my age, I’m more frightened of a hip break than a heartbreak.

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There’s something about Dracula I just don’t trust.

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Teaching myself ukulele! Neighbor keeping the beat on my wall!

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I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.

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If you say something while exhaling smoke, it is 10 times more profound.

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You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night.

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No, it’s fine. I watched some cartoons and now I feel a little more at ease with your stupidness.

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I’m at the age where, if you ask me to go out after 9 p.m., I’m definitely not coming.

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Death cannot harm me more than you have harmed me, my beloved life.

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Do mens sneezes get louder and louder as they age until they explode?

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On a dare, my son sprayed deodorant in his mouth. Now he speaks with an Axe scent.

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I did not “try to rob a bank,” I just “aspired” to obtain more money.

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Actors in black and white movies were often putting their lives in danger during driving scenes, as they weren’t able to tell if the traffic light was red or green.

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Born to be quiet and mysterious, forced to yap whenever I get the chance.

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Eat whatever you want. If someone calls you fat, eat them too.

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I’ve got nothing against kids, I just don’t understand why you’d want indoor kids.

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Jesus turned water into wine. I turn food into fertilizer. We are not the same.

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The only lesson I remember from the pandemic is that you’re only supposed to wash your hands if it’s your birthday.

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Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar. They didn’t planet that way.

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How do I even know this guy is my “boss”? I’ve just been taking his word for it.

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The most avoided species of shark is the Loan.

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Why can’t my career pursue me instead?

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Sunday without HBO feels like a meal without carbs — empty and deeply wrong.

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Getting accused of using AI when you didn’t is like this century’s version of a witch allegation.

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I usually decompose after work rather than decompress.

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Spotify Wrapped, but for all your bad decisions this year.

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We all have needs. I need my wife to go run errands so I can swipe the last donut.

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Mothers will invent chores just to be mad you’re not doing them too.

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A clever man fills his wife’s closet with so many clothes that no other man can fit in.

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My reality check bounced, guess I’ll have to stay insane for the time being.

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“New password cannot be your old password” makes me so mad.

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They call it a coffin because they’re finally coughing up that inheritance.

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They say money can’t buy happiness, but could someone just give me a lot of it and let me see for myself?

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I’m naturally funny cause my whole life is a joke.

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I have a yearning disability.

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We got our carpet cleaned today, so I’m just waiting for the dog to throw up.

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I’m 45% coffee, 40% wine and 6% cheese.

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