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Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, Eat cake.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

Dogs will go through amazing effort to get a better view of your plate.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has downloaded:

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but there’s only 365 shopping days left until Christmas.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

Nobody is busier than a woman who isn’t into you.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

I feel so discombobulated when supermarkets switch up the aisles without texting me first.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

If you’re just talking nonsense all the time and not thinking about what you’re doing, you’re either in love or at the office.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

Adult friendships are difficult. The people I get on best with never want to leave the house either.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

My personal brand is being the guest at a wedding who can’t dance but puts in a noticeable effort.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

When I’m done eating… I have to show my hands to my cat, like I’m a blackjack dealer.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

I’d stalk me too, I get it.

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Auto-correct and I are in a toxic relationship.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

When it rains in New York, the train starts smelling like hamster.

Seen just now on YouTube:

People who own banana costumes will wear that shit to anything.

Spotted on Discord:

I didn’t go to the Carribean, my tan is from standing in front of the rotisserie chicken at Costco.

Going viral on Messenger:

I used to look for monsters under the bed. Today I know they are behind some people’s fake smiles.

Spotted on Snapchat:

It’s crazy that you don’t really argue with a baby for the first year of its life and then you have to argue with the baby every day.

Seen just now on Facebook:

She’s got style, she’s got grace, she crams french fries in her face.

Trending via Reddit:

Teens be like, “This is the worst day of my life,” and it’s just that they were told to unload the dishwasher.

Trending via Discord:

Oh, I shouldn’t worry? Why didn’t I think of that?

Trending via WhatsApp:

Looks fade but dark, twisted, inappropriate humor is forever.

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Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

Do not EVER text while driving. Please use the giant iPad attached to your dashboard.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

I need a break from me.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

Welcome to Netflix. We have every movie but the one you actually want to watch.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

It’s not that I want more shoes, it’s just that they keep making them in my size.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

I want to live in a world where the plural of moose is mooses.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

Them: Money doesn’t bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

Frodo is a beautiful name for a boy. Has a ring to it.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

I won’t be accepting any parcels for the neighbors in December this year. Last year it was all junk.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

The best way for me to stick to my diet is to go straight back to sleep after breakfast.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has copied:

Don’t worry. There is still hope for the summer: the rain should get warmer soon.

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Reported on Telegram:

Your brain automatically translates WTF but not LOL.

Making waves on Pinterest:

“AI is coming for your job.” Yeah, I’d like to see AI drink 11 coffees, then have a panic attack.

Shared recently on Threads:

“Winter is literally the best season.” Okay, husky, go sit outside then.

Trending via Slack:

My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can’t fall asleep.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Got out of jury duty yesterday by confessing to the crime.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Your hoodie strings are uneven. Go home and get your shit together!

Making waves on Threads:

I love being outside, just not when it’s too cold or too hot or too wet or too windy or if there are bugs.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Not to be dramatic, but learning how to read has ruined my life.

Trending via Slack:

I saw God in a dream and all he did was brag about making Pedro Pascal.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

What’s the best job for someone who cries very easily and cannot handle any criticism?

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