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Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

Sometimes people just need you to be genuine with them, and I personally have no problem pretending to do that.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

I need a leaf blower, but for people.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

Beer is Narcan for when you overdose on Microsoft Teams.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

Don’t be fooled by what your kids will eat at someone else’s house.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

Happiness is an inside job.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

I talk to my dog like she’s human and, like most humans, she looks at me like I’m an idiot.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

I think some of you are faking your sarcasms.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has bookmarked:

Heard a recording of my own voice, and now I can never speak again.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has copied:

At what point is a salad no longer a salad based on how much bacon I add?

Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

I hate when I lose things at work, like my favorite pen or my will to live.

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241 this month

Funny Quotes Total

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Just shared via Telegram:

God: “You’re all really bad at this.”

Just shared via Facebook:

There is a grave concern that this post will produce zero likes.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it.

Spotted on Twitch:

The most valuable breed of cow are the Cash.

Making waves on TikTok:

The year flies by when you’re scrolling.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Everyone focused on the lip filler, but it’s really the chin filler that is the real villain.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

People would be more motivated to lose weight if the weight they lost went on to someone they didn’t like.

Trending via WhatsApp:

About four minutes into my run, I’ve decided I want to work on my personality instead.

Going viral on Instagram:

There should be a tented fingers emoji. For when you’re feeling ruminative.

Just landed via Threads:

For those who don’t want Alexa listening in on your conversations, they’re making a male version that doesn’t listen to anything.

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I can’t wait to go to bed, get terrible sleep, and wake up exhausted with a sore back.

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30 shares on Discord this month.

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66 shares on Snapchat this month:

Don’t let me drive if you’re gonna scream every time we almost die.

26 shares on TikTok this month:

You are what you eat! (If anyone needed more encouragement to eat the rich.)

88 shares on Telegram this month:

The phone is the most evil screen. The computer is somewhat evil, but less so than the phone. The TV is benevolent.

19 shares on Messenger this month:

I just want a bar where I can pour my own drink, have music at a normal volume, and there are no people, and it’s my house.

79 shares on Messenger this month:

Unfortunately for things, they have no choice but to work out for me.

28 shares on Slack this month:

If you catch me smiling at you, chances are I am plotting my revenge.

26 shares on Messenger this month:

I be like, “Awwwww cows,” and then go and eat two double cheeseburgers, lol.

22 shares on WeChat this month:

Please remember, I am an inspiration for birth control.

80 shares on Slack this month:

Shoutout to myself for ruining my own life.

21 shares on Reddit this month:

Misses Claus only married Santa because of his big sack.

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Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

Imagine hating me and I don’t notice.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

Thanks to social media, you can now meet weirdos from the comfort of your own home.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

Attention: will the owner of a small blue planet with tectonic plates please attend to your vehicle. It is overheating.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

I like to live life dangerously by occasionally sticking my foot out over the edge of the bed at night.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

Pretty sure the best place to hide a dead body is in a new tab you opened to read later.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

Some people are like wallpaper… same pattern repeating every time.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

Someone tongue kissed me recently in a way I can only describe as 5th base.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has bookmarked:

The state of my house can best be described as “there seems to have been a struggle”.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

In a parallel universe, I go to bed early and wake up fresh and unstoppable.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

Job applications be like “how did you hear about us?”. Bro why, was it a secret?

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Making waves on Messenger:

Not to brag, but I don’t fight with people on the internet.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

It’s awkward touching hands with another man inside a popcorn bag, especially if you don’t know the man and he doesn’t know you’re eating his popcorn.

Live now on Telegram:

Even a broken shrimp fries rice twice a day.

Spotted on Instagram:

I don’t understand all the fuss about ChatGPT – I have teenagers who already know everything.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Why do plane tickets have to be so expensive? You’re literally going that way anyway. Just give me a ride.

Trending via Threads:

“Careful. It’s slippery!” – Everyone, after you’ve already slipped.

Going viral on Discord:

Too bad mosquitos are not into human fat the way they are into human blood.

Spotted on Reddit:

The only Spanish I know is buenas noches, which means bonus nachos – like finding forgotten tortilla chips in your cargo shorts.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Not again. I mean good morning.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I’ve folded seven page corners of the book I’m reading. That’s 49 in dog ears.

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I can’t wait to go to bed, get terrible sleep, and wake up exhausted with a sore back.

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