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If at first you don’t succeed, it’s only attempted murder.

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This meeting could have been a painting in a museum of boredom.

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Feelings are like children. You don’t want them driving the car, but you shouldn’t stuff them in the trunk either.

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I want my name to come up when you go to confession.

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The part right before bench pressing when you’re laying down but not lifting is so good.

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That awkward moment, when all eyes are on the bride, but your son is the groom.

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I did not “try to rob a bank,” I just “aspired” to obtain more money.

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I’ve been heading in the wrong direction for most of my life, but since the earth is round, I’m just going to stick with it and see it through.

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Foreplay is great, I particularly like the part where I peel them, chop them into pieces, then roast them in the oven until they’re all crispy and delicious.

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According to “The Hobbit”, Gollum was once a handsome young man who was robbed of his youth, zest for life and energy by putting on a ring. Men, think about it!

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Accidentally manifested an emotionally intelligent man that is hot and can cook. We’re currently staring at each other.

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Nobody warns you of the devastation two days of stuffing will bring upon your digestive system.

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Coke Zero sounds like a government pledge to eliminate fizzy drinks by 2030.

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I’m old enough to remember when regular websites were usable.

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Good morning, may your coffee be strong and your boss not weird today.

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“You’re in her DMs, my faint presence sits in her Spotify Wrapped through the music I introduced her to. We’re not the same.”

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If I were Noah, I’d bring three of every animal just to create some drama.

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Oasis didn’t just write good songs. They wrote the soundtrack for a whole generation.

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I’m not calling anyone daddy unless I’m asking for money for the mall.

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If you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off, I will do the same thing to your head.

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I can sing all the words to the intro song of DuckTales, what’s your flex?

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“I’m not short. I’m just more down to earth than most people.”

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Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a car.

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The struggle to get off the couch and into bed is real.

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Life so stupid, I just want a burger and to be held.

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Gnocchi: The small, chubby children of spaghetti and potatoes.

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“Machines will soon be as smart as people.” Ok, but which people?

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Mud season creeps up on us every year, destroying hearts and minds as well as light grey carpeting.

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Money talks, but all mine ever says is goodbye.

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You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head.

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Another Netflix price increase? Guess we’re only chilling now.

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God gives the most irritable bowels to the most beautiful angels.

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Auto-correct and I are in a toxic relationship.

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November doesn’t have afternoons. It’s just morning until 2 p.m., then night.

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I have a brain that wants to be alone, and a heart that wants to be loved.

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Why do I gotta dress for success? Maybe success could be the one who puts a little more into this relationship.

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The worst part of coming out of a hyperfixation is sobering up and looking at all the merch you bought that you didn’t need.

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Anyone who thinks being a pessimist isn’t any fun fails to appreciate the joy of saying, ‘I told you so.’

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I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership.

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After a lot of experience, I can conclude that one can never actually cross “washing dishes” off the to-do list.

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If you’re going to give me some food for thought, it had better be a pizza, or I’m out.

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You should get a pension for having to go to school for so many years.

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People believe that they have brains but maybe that’s just inside their heads.

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“Are you getting your period?” God forbid I’m just evil.

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Sure sex is cool, but have you ever farted away a stomachache?

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Does your life really flash before your eyes or is it just your brain closing all open tabs one last time.

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Some people have goals based on a summer body. Mine revolve entirely around the weight limit of my beach chairs.

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When the executioner asks me what my final words are, I’m just going to start filibustering.

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I like liking Instagram stories because I like pressing buttons.

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