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Recovering people pleasers will be like, “I’m in my villain era!” and it’s just politely drawing healthy boundaries.

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Festival is when you pay a fortune to live like a homeless person.

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I giggle before I go crazy. Gotta start my engine.

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Men absolutely love buying the same shirt in four almost identical colors and saying, ‘Yep, that’ll do me for the next three years.’

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So basically, companies pay YouTube to show ads, and we pay YouTube to not show ads.

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If we were both crows, I’d bring you shiny things.

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The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.

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I don’t want to alarm anyone, but there’s only 365 shopping days left until Christmas.

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The highest act of rebellion is to relax unconditionally.

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I’m inventing a website for unemployed people called LinkedOut.

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So, does anyone know how to end mass religious psychosis, or is it just a thing now until we slowly die off from climate-induced disasters?

Trending via TikTok:

“Do it scared!” Thanks, but I have done everything scared. When is it my turn to do it calm?

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I did some soul searching last night. I’m happy to report I still have one.

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85 shares on Twitch this month.

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91 shares on Threads this month:

Being drunk and liking every tweet without reading it.

57 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m growing a mullet so no one will want to hangout with me.

66 shares on Discord this month:

Not to brag, but my children already knew everything I told them today.

69 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.

80 shares on Discord this month:

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

70 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, getting ready for work, getting some sleep for work, or thinking about not wanting to go to work.

97 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I like listening to music in languages I don’t speak because sometimes I just don’t wanna know what anybody is talking about.

45 shares on Telegram this month:

A fly swatter, but for close talkers.

23 shares on Facebook this month:

The horror of being warned that the person you’re about to meet is “fine once you get to know them”.

13 shares on Instagram this month:

JFK is the perfect name for this airport because it’s a bloody headache.

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Life would be so much easier if the nose of people who lie all the time did actually grow longer like Pinocchio’s.

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Getting accused of using AI when you didn’t is like this century’s version of a witch allegation.

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Sometimes I apologize to my car when I hit a pothole.

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Men become instantly more attractive when they wear aviators; it’s science.

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Gonna go walk the beach and stare annoyingly at couples. May even growl as I pass by.

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Babe, wanna come over and watch me apply for jobs on Indeed until I start to cry.

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Some people buy shoes to feel alive. I buy boarding passes.

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Best threesome: me, my bed and my pillow.

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I’ve mastered farting, and it be loud and quick, but the key is don’t make a face or look around, so people can’t pinpoint it to you. Just act natural.

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I want someone to care for me as much as Netflix cares if someone has logged into my account from another device.

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Party rock is in the mouse tonighttt, piece of cheese I’m gonna take a big biteee.

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At the end of the day, the day is going to end.

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No revenge, because losing someone like me is enough.

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We like to vilify hot people, but it’s important to know that people who aren’t hot are also terrible.

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“Easy like Sunday morning” is something people with no kids say.

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I don’t give people directions. What if no one wants them there?

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Mom asked me what I was drinking the first time I got drunk and I said “breast milk” and now she’s not talking to me.

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I nearly broke my toe because the coffee table didn’t look where it was going.

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I love beating a dead horse with the girls. There is nothing better than a Saturday night rehashing, and never letting that horse rest in peace.

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Stick with me and you’ll go places. None of them good, but still.

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I did some soul searching last night. I’m happy to report I still have one.

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