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If only men knew the power “I made reservations, I’ll pick you up at 7” held instead of “I don’t know, whatever you wanna do.”

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My passport probably thinks I’m in prison.

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I don’t really care how you met your partner. Tell me about how you met your nemesis.

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I don’t understand why my husband has to pay for a UFC fight when he could just throw one piece of candy on the floor in front of our kids.

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Twitter is a weapon of mass distraction.

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Nobody lures you into a gingerbread house in the forest anymore.

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I like listening to music in languages I don’t speak because sometimes I just don’t wanna know what anybody is talking about.

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My youngest started kindergarten today and I cried, but mostly for his teachers.

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More candlelight, less gaslight, babe.

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Spent most of the day making sure the couch still works. So far so good.

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Booked an escape room but just to get away from everyone. No plans of escaping.

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Not only do I turn down my radio to find a house or a parking spot, but I also take off my sunglasses to hear someone better.

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She is both the storm and the shelter.

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All of humanity’s problems stem from man’s inability to sit quietly in a room alone.

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If there was a pill for procrastination… I’d probably take it tomorrow.

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A few months after the wedding, Cinderella’s husband began to complain about her having too many shoes.

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I don’t wish anyone strife in their relationship but I do wish my neighbors would enunciate a little more when they fight so I can hear better.

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That awkward moment when you’ve said “What?” three times, so you just say “Oh, yeah..” even though you have no idea what they said.

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The secret to work life balance is generational wealth.

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Sorry, I said yippee when you took off your pants. Do you still think I’m hot?

99 shares on Twitch this month:

Before ball parks were invented there was pretty much no way to give someone a rough estimate.

52 shares on Snapchat this month:

The older I get, the less surprised I’d be if a random body part just fell off one day.

33 shares on Facebook this month:

Have you ever noticed that when you step on someone’s foot, they open their mouth? It’s like a folding trash can.

85 shares on Messenger this month:

Shout out to everyone who cooks at 180°C for 20 minutes, no matter what the instructions say.

64 shares on Instagram this month:

Nothing good happens on the credit card after midnight.

88 shares on Threads this month:

How do I get recruited by a cult? I need some direction in my life.

68 shares on Messenger this month:

Pinterest is so therapeutic. There’s no drama, no one to argue with. Just pretty pictures.

95 shares on Instagram this month:

If you are sad, just sing and you will realize that your voice is worse than your problem.

26 shares on Discord this month:

Husband and I were blissfully happy for 25 years. Then we met.

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With me, it isn’t Netflix & chill. It’s Prime & panic.

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A real smart TV would increase the volume when you started eating chips.

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Accidentally became important at work and it’s ruining my life.

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“Nothing beats in-person interaction”. Yeah, with someone I know and love, not Denise from finance.

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It’s not even a crush. it’s just unsupervised hope.

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No, no, I’m listening, it just takes me some time to process so much stupidity all at once.

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Well, like I said to my television the other day, “How can these people be so stupid?!?”

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Kendrick inspires me to be a bigger, deeper, more passionate hater.

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I don’t assume anything except the fetal position.

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The problem with people starts when we expect things from them, or have anything to do with them.

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Going bananas on Slack:

“Would you like to check your account balance?” God no. My balance is none of my business.

Just shared via Instagram:

All day I think about sleep but when it’s time to go to bed I don’t wanna.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Remember when we were kids and did everything we could to grow up? We were so stupid!

Trending via YouTube:

My kids and I have this bit where I say something and they ignore me.

Going viral on TikTok:

I hope some dyslexic people don’t mail Satan instead of Santa.

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I’d like to thank the municipal snow plow for recreating the wall from Game of Thrones at the end of my driveway.

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Why can’t I explore the dentist’s mouth too?

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Can we skip to the rich part?

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How you conduct yourself when using plastic wrap is the real you.

Making waves on X:

We can do things two ways. My way or the right way.

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