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Next to nothing is a weird place.

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In honor of the last eclipse, I will also get in the way of someone brighter than me.

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I’ve skipped midlife crisis and gone straight to birdwatching.

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If my cats are going to insist upon me getting up early, they’re going to have to learn how to make coffee.

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Country music is for men who need a little help crying.

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That annoying moment when you’re texting someone and autocorrect decides to join the conversation.

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My daughter asked me what it’s like to be a parent, so I woke her up at 3 AM to let her know that I couldn’t sleep.

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Opening up to a woman is like talking to the police, anything you say can and will be used against you.

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My first rodeo and my last rodeo were the same rodeo.

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Where do you see yourself five beers from now? What’s your five-beer plan?

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To all of you who have never tried blindfold archery: You don’t know what you’re missing!

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Me, adding fuel to the fire: I’m just here to help.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I welcome change as long as nothing is altered or different than before.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Grant me the supernatural ability to change the things I cannot accept.

Reported on TikTok:

My so-called “friends” have asked that I stop referring to them that way.

Live now on LinkedIn:

I need a stunt double for when I’m navigating my way to the bathroom at night.

Just landed via YouTube:

I tried to take a picture of myself in the shower, but my camera kept fogging up. I have selfie steam issues.

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I could never be in the mafia, those guys stay up way to late.

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At the end of the day, it’s the friend that doesn’t take your ghosting phases personally.

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She’s the kind of beautiful that makes me do 40 push-ups in my room at 3am.

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If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

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Can someone please fix the algorithm of my life?

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No, you tell me what YOU were doing during that gap in my resume.

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My morning yoga routine has really helped shift my lower back pain into my upper back.

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My desire to be informed is currently at odds with my desire to remain sane.

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Don’t ring my doorbell unless you’re accompanied by a camera crew and holding balloons and a big check.

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If I eat a magnet, will I become more attractive?

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Cartoons make it look like getting stabbed in the butt with a pitchfork would be no big deal, but I beg to differ.

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Naming my first daughter Piggleigh Wiggleigh.

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Putting your wedding scrapbook in the little free library is an unprecedented level of divorced.

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Spotted on WhatsApp:

The prime minister is a minister that is not divisible by any other minister.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I like to keep my wife guessing by walking around the backyard carrying a ladder and a chainsaw.

Freshly posted on X:

I talk to myself mostly because I am an excellent listener.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

In general, I like company, but not when I am with my pizza.

Seen just now on Discord:

I keep my eyes in great shape by rolling them constantly.

Just landed via WeChat:

Christmas is coming and you’re not.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

When you get angry, take a breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. Nobody expects that.

Trending via Messenger:

I said it was my favorite show, I didn’t say it was good.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

This can’t be the same body that used to be able to stay up all night.

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I smoke weed for my mental health and your personal safety.

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