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If anyone wants to contact me, from now on I can only be reached via my bank account.

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I’ve decided to cut my carbs… into smaller pieces before eating them.

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My favorite thing to do on the weekend is not leave my house.

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Dear brain, please finally learn the difference between hunger and boredom. I’m getting fat.

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Sorry for the things I said when I thought you weren’t listening.

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Pro tip: Avoid the news for a couple of days and have some fun.

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Not all people have bad neighbors. The ones next door have a great one.

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If you finish every sentence with “as the prophecy foretold”, your coworkers will leave you alone.

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When I take a shower I’m: 5% cleaning myself, 10% singing, 85% making life changing decisions.

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Waitress: “Do you have any questions about the menu?” Me: “What kind of font is this?

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Whoever named the grapefruit when there was already a fruit named grape. Incompetent legend. I wish we could hang out.

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Gonna spend today following my cats into the kitchen and meowing at them until they give me treats.

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This meeting could have been a painting in a museum of boredom.

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Just another day of not being hot and rich.

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Nonchalant men are not for me. I want mine to have a panic attack if we’re not talking.

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The problem is I am always the problem.

Going viral on X:

Sure the Lego botanical sets are great but dusting them is another story.

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Starting a new show sucks. Who are these people?

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Dating someone from Twitter is like believing a stripper loves you.

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Me rereading his texts after we’ve already said goodnight just so I can giggle and blush all over again.

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I wish I could put an AirTag on my sanity.

15 shares on WhatsApp this month:

They should list at least one alien “as himself” in the Star Wars credits.

41 shares on Pinterest this month:

Some people don’t have a permanent handwriting. It depends on their mood and the pen they use.

81 shares on Discord this month:

When I was a child, my social network was called ‘outside’.

17 shares on Pinterest this month:

As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen.

28 shares on Facebook this month:

Most people think that I’m arrogant, but who cares what peasants think.

38 shares on Discord this month:

Don’t rub your happiness in people’s faces this Valentine’s Day. Let the couples enjoy themselves for once.

10 shares on YouTube this month:

Every Sunday is superbowel if you eat enough chili.

90 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.

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God, I was so happy when I was 18. I wasn’t at the time, but in retrospect I was.

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Zoom is really only for one thing: realizing our dream of staring at ourselves while talking to other people.

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I was sad, but then I ordered some new clothes. I’m okay now.

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What, and I cannot stress this enough, day is it.

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I can show you the stars, we just have to stand up really fast.

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My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants.

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I pray this boy wins in life. I wanna see him on top of me.

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People who scream sneeze need their own island.

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Automatic doors that don’t open fast enough make me look dumb.

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Everyone is awful in their own special way.

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Y’all be riding them bikes in the street like I don’t gotta look up my next song.

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Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I just want to find someone that gets annoyed by the same things as I do.

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Never cry at the weekend. Cry at work, at least then you’ll get paid for it.

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I don’t “make friends”. I get adopted by extroverts and they make me do things.

Trending via TikTok:

Who develops the algorithm? I want to speak to the manager.

Making waves on Messenger:

If you’re riding a bike in New York City, it means you care about your health. Riding one in Tennessee means you got a DUI.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

This gingerbread house isn’t even close to fire safety codes.

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Big fan of taking a huge bite and then nodding while I chew. You make an excellent point, food.

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Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.

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Can we all agree that Mini Cooper drivers need to put an extended flag on the back of their cars so the stalls where they’re parked stop looking empty?

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