Commentary:
When your stomach is stuck in the greatest plot twist of all snack time 🍬😂🤔
32 Funny stomach quotes
How to have flat stomach: remove all of your organs.
You just can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.
Dear Stomach, you’re bored, not hungry. So shut up.
Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call.
Commentary:
Well, it seems like your stomach is ready to give the ocean a run for its money! Just be careful not to attract any amorous blue whales with your impressive belly serenade. Who knew your digestive system had such hidden talents?
But are we sure that stomachs are meant to be flat?
Commentary:
"Who needs a flat stomach when you can have a round belly full of happiness and snacks? 🍔🍕🍰 Embrace the curves, they're just delicious detours! 😄 #SayNoToFlatStomachs"
Lord, please take this gas out of my stomach and put it in my car.
Commentary:
"Praying for a more eco-friendly solution 🙏🚗 Who knew farting could be so productive? 💨😄 #NaturalGas #ProblemSolved"
I’m no doctor but I’m pretty sure this Santa-shaped chocolate oughta settle my stomach.
Commentary:
Well, if Santa-shaped chocolate can cure upset stomachs, then sign me up for some Christmas magic 🎅🍫! Who needs medicine when you've got jolly ol' Saint Nick in chocolate form? 😂 #FestiveRemedies
Hate when anxiety gives me stomach problems. Like, baby, you are supposed to be a mental disorder, please stay in your line.
Commentary:
"Oh, anxiety just can't resist dipping its toes into the stomach pool, can it? 🤦♂️ Talk about crossing the line! Sorry anxiety, no VIP access to the digestive system, stick to wreaking havoc in the mind! 🧠💁♂️"
When I put on weight, it’s around my stomach. When I lose weight, it’s around my legs. I’m not a structural engineer, but that can’t be good.
Commentary:
"Ah, the mysterious ways of weight distribution – seems like your body's architecture might need a remodeling permit! 🏗️😄 Just remember, you're not alone in this 'construction zone' journey!"