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Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡± has copied:

“You just want an easy life.” Should I want a difficult one?

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡» has bookmarked:

I could low-key really use a wish right now.

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Having a teenager is fun because the voice in my head that questions everything I do now has a friend.

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Home is where you trust the toilet seats.

Someone from πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦ has viewed:

Your car antlers tell me everything I need to know about you.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡Ή has shared:

People who work in retail should be allowed to slap a customer or two each Christmas, as a little treat.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡© has shared:

I thought I had more straws. Sorry, turns out that was the last one.

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I already want to take a nap tomorrow.

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I love replying “Need him” when someone posts their boyfriend on their Instagram story.

Someone from πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Έ has shared:

Carrying a pizza in public feels like you’re showing off.

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Just shared via Discord:

Limbo is the only sport where being really bad at it means you’re raising the bar.

Live now on Slack:

Having a car is crazy cause you gotta take it to the car doctor.

Just landed via Discord:

Do married people watch Gen Z dating and feel like they caught the last chopper out of Nam?

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“Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries?” Me, interrupting a couple fighting.

Live now on TikTok:

You know you’re old when you you barely do anything all day, but still need a nap to continue doing barely anything.

Making waves on Telegram:

November doesn’t have afternoons. It’s just morning until 2 p.m., then night.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

True luxury is sleeping until you wake up by yourself.

Breaking via Threads:

The best way to get through Monday is to pretend it’s Tuesday.

Live now on WeChat:

Next time someone says β€œI’m a hugger” and tries to hug me I’m gonna say β€œI’m a biter” and see how it goes.

Just landed via Facebook:

We used to pass notes in class like spies. Folded like origami. Deep like Shakespeare.

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36 shares on Snapchat this month:

Imagine a refund on all the money you spent on alcohol.

65 shares on Reddit this month:

Every marriage has a personality hire, and then someone who knows how insurance works.

19 shares on WeChat this month:

I don’t procrastinate, I delegate to my future self.

48 shares on Instagram this month:

The more you embrace your crazy side, the more fun life becomes.

90 shares on Discord this month:

Nobody talks about the privilege of having a friend who shows interest in your hyperfixations.

56 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I might be late to a lot of places, but the airport is not one of them.

81 shares on Discord this month:

My husband is trying to convince me that we’re in a situationship. “The situation is that we live in the same house and love each other.”

23 shares on Snapchat this month:

Bands are always like β€œhere’s another song”. Yeah, no shit, that’s pretty much all you do.

41 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I am cutting contact with my 3-year-old narcissist nephew.

91 shares on Snapchat this month:

I think during winter we should also get to work less hours in a day, just like the sun.

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Hey girl, are you a cigarette? Because I like cigarettes.

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Scientists say humans are the most evolved, but bears get to get fat all summer and then sleep for four months, so who’s really ahead.

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Why do birds love going apeshit first thing in the morning?

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I have absolutely no desire to stay in the loop.

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Christmas is a very special time when I give my brother a $100 gift card, and he gives me a $100 gift card.

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Three words no parent ever wants to hear when dropping their kid at a play date: β€œCome on in.”

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When I was young, I couldn’t wait to be older. Well, I wasn’t expecting this shit!

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Girls ask for help to open a jar, but can throw a couch during an argument.

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Rather than touching grass, I recommend going to a concert and experiencing the live performance of that one song you hold religiously close to your heart.

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The time I spend, just thinking about food, is kind of embarrassing.

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Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡ͺ has shared:

Hello, hi. Don’t invite me anywhere until next year. The money is finished. Regards.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡© has bookmarked:

You can’t ’48 Laws of Power’ me.

Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡± has shared:

Twitter is like talking to yourself in public and some random dude walking by agrees with you.

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Talking to animals doesn’t make you crazy, hearing them talk back does.

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I’m not addicted to Twitter. I’m just a really good listener so I want to know what everyone has to say.

Someone from πŸ‡¬πŸ‡³ has copied:

Got too drunk in the Vietnamese restaurant last night, they said I can never go back. They banh mi.

Someone from πŸ‡¦πŸ‡© has copied:

I’m only an introvert until I meet people worth extroverting with.

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My brain says “Let’s do something exciting today” but my body says “Don’t listen to that fool.”

Someone from πŸ‡ΌπŸ‡Έ has downloaded:

I had too much to think last night.

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My Saturday was going really well, until I realized it’s Sunday!

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Spotted on Discord:

Not to brag, but I just walked upstairs and remembered why.

Making waves on Messenger:

“The Nightmare Before Christmas” just means, January 1st – December 24th.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Tomorrow isn’t promised, so eat that cake today.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here plucking chin hairs.

Going viral on Discord:

I buy candles like I’m preparing for a Victorian blackout.

Broadcasted on Threads:

For my next trick, I’ll need a divorce lawyer.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Dear people, who drive without music playing, what do you do with your brain?

Trending via WeChat:

Not to brag, but my best yoga pose is awkward facing dog.

Going bananas on Slack:

Work is the worst video game ever.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Whoever named the meatball absolutely nailed it.

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