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Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

Having a Bible verse in your bio doesn’t make you a good person.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing ‘k’ instead of ‘ok’?

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

Just went to the Oreo website and hit “accept all cookies” … and now we wait.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

The Cranberries. Great band name. You pick a fruit and you get to work.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

When you wish you could tell someone that won’t stop talking “Okay, we’re out of time today”, just like a therapist.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

I love being home and doing absolutely nothing and never contributing to society.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

If you’ve never had a cheeseburger change your mood, you’ve never had a cheeseburger.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

Terrible economy to ask a girl what’s wrong.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

Can’t believe, as a kid, I thought 21-year-olds had their lives figured out.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

How does one stop eating ice cream when there’s still some in the container?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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501 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,094

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Dec 22, 2025

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Spotted on Twitch:

I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once.”

Freshly posted on Discord:

I am a man, a man with a cold, so I guess this is goodbye.

Just landed via YouTube:

Forget the alarm clock. Just give me the smell of bacon and coffee.

Making waves on Instagram:

Beer is Narcan for when you overdose on Microsoft Teams.

Just shared via WeChat:

Life’s too short to remove the USB drive safely.

Breaking via Telegram:

There’s something fundamentally wrong with the way people interact with each other on LinkedIn.

Spotted on Threads:

When the Beatles say, “Come together, right now, over me,” what was that about? Why did they say that?

Going viral on Slack:

Do you scroll through Netflix to find a good show for your dog to watch when you leave the house or are you normal?

Spotted on TikTok:

I tried to act normal once, worst five minutes of my life.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Dating someone from Twitter is like believing a stripper loves you.

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Funny stress ball quotes bring a burst of laughter to your squeeze sessions! 😄✨ Perfect for turning stress into smiles, these quirky phrases make your desk buddy more entertaining than ever. Whether you’re crushing deadlines or just need a quick mood boost, a funny stress ball adds that extra dose of joy and relaxation. Ready to chuckle your stress away? Let’s dive into some hilarious vibes! 😂🧠💥

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95 shares on WeChat this month:

My daughter’s new Bluetooth karaoke mic has suddenly and mysteriously disappeared, and we are all just so, so sad that we can’t find it.

61 shares on Messenger this month:

Wife bought something on FB Marketplace, but she’s afraid she’ll get kidnapped, so she sends me to pick it up from a guy whose wife sent him because she’s afraid to get kidnapped.

26 shares on Threads this month:

The porn bots liking my posts from years ago is just reminding me that I’ve always been hilarious.

97 shares on YouTube this month:

When your stomach is really mad at you, and you’re not sure which one of your 13 unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it.

34 shares on Discord this month:

I see why grandmas used to cook dinner at 3 p.m. and sit down the rest of the day.

91 shares on Snapchat this month:

Just went to the Oreo website and hit “accept all cookies” … and now we wait.

91 shares on Discord this month:

When I die I want people to say “Hmm, I didn’t know you could die like that.”

59 shares on Pinterest this month:

I bet once Bigfoot tries cheeseburgers, he’s gonna wanna hangout with us all the time.

75 shares on Pinterest this month:

Don’t go keto, go pirate. Rum, fish and beef jerky diet.

31 shares on Snapchat this month:

This economy requires two hustlers working together – not a hustler and a leech. It’s too expensive to be out here carrying dead weight.

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24 folks are currently checking 👀

The problem is that you are in the dating pool when the other fish are in the ocean.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Call me old, but these days I just get excited to go home and lay down.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Not to brag, but I can trip over things that aren’t even there!

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Just looked around and realized it’s everyone’s first time living.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I really love how squirrels get extra chubby heading into winter mostly because it’s super relatable.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

You can fake a smile, but you can’t fake jazz hands.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Of course I wrote a grocery list. I carefully wrote it all down and then didn’t bring it with me, like my mother and her mother before her.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m now at the age where sitting cross-legged on the floor is punishable by about three days of full-body paralysis.

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And what do we do when we are sad? “Add to cart”

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Thank you for being friends with me. Baffling decision, but thank you.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

501 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,094

Funny Quotes Topics

17,246

Funny Quotes Images

15,094

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Dec 22, 2025

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

Don’t invite me places. I was cesarean. I didn’t want to come out then and I certainly don’t want to now.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

Do you guys remember when we had to share one desktop computer wіth the whole famіly?

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

Nobody could stop me if I wasn’t tired all the time.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

I have never seen an alcohol company using a drunk person for any advertising, are they ashamed of their customers?

Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

“Do you like the Microsoft Teams app?” Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

I’m in my 20s, but somehow I’m 16 and also 55 at the same time.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

Salsa counts as a serving of vegetables, right?

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

According to the amount of bacon I just cooked, I’m 4 people.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

Why do fish stink so much even though they bathe their whole lives?

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Facebook:

Blackout curtains because I’ll decide what time it is.

Breaking via TikTok:

If you’re not easily offended, why are you even online?

Trending via Reddit:

A police lineup, but you have to recognize your dad’s sneeze.

Spotted on Slack:

I don’t need a psychic to tell me which planets make me sad. It’s earth.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

I want him in ways that are deeply deeply upsetting to modern feminism.

Making waves on Discord:

If oats can be milk, you can be whatever you want.

Seen just now on Twitch:

“Who does she think she is?” Well, it appears she is someone living her life unconcerned with who you think she is.

Making waves on Instagram:

Half the world is mentally ill. The other half is to blame.

Just landed via WeChat:

I’m not just a pretty face, I’m also a massive disappointment to my family.

Going viral on Instagram:

My swear jar is filing for an IPO soon.

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