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  • The police said I was a ‘suspect’, but I prefer being called a ‘person of interest’.

    Commentary:
    "Ah, the fine art of rebranding oneself from suspect to person of interest! It's all about keeping up appearances, darling ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ. Who knew a change in title could make such a difference in the eyes of the law? Detective fashion advice: always look good, even when suspected of looking bad! ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ‘€ #GlamCriminal"