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Painted a big H in my garden to see if I can trap a helicopter. Wish me luck!

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Petition to make weekends longer. Two days isn’t enough.

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I’m forced to conclude that not liking my posts is a you problem.

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I may not understand women, but cheeseburgers have never sent me mixed signals, and for that they’ll always have my heart.

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I hate it when I imagine how a conversation will go and then in the actual conversation the person goes off script. That’s not your line, man.

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I can’t wait until my kids have a place of their own so I can come barging through their door and say “what’s for dinner? I don’t like that. Can you give me money for McDonald’s?”

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror.

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David Attenborough narrating my life: “He’s still sleeping.”

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I love making the whole conversation so awkward that the most anyone can say after is “so yeah…”

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If you know karate, you shouldn’t have to pay for stuff.

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My laptop is overheating because I am doing a really good job.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Sometimes I’m out in public and I have to look down real quick to make sure I remembered to put on pants.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

What beautiful weather outside. I’m gonna close the curtains.

Spotted on Threads:

Any jar is a swear jar when the lid won’t open.

Trending via Facebook:

As a student, the most comforting words you’ll ever hear are “I haven’t started either.”

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I don’t like violence, but I don’t mind if I get hit by luck.

Spotted on Telegram:

I plan the silliest murders in my dreams because all I have to do to get away with it is wake up.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Loving her was my second biggest mistake. Not buying Bitcoins in 2010 still remains the first.

Trending via X:

Yes, I was behind the DJ booth, but only as a cultural anthropologist.

Going viral on Threads:

Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.

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I’ve never met a problem I couldn’t make worse.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

I could never journal, I’d start lying in there too.

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I’m homeless. Minus the ‘m’.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

I can’t finish cleaning up my room because I get distracted by all of the cool stuff I find.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

There’s a disgusting pervert at the bar watching pornography over my shoulder.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can’t fall asleep.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

I’m still waiting for the day my parents will say, “It’s all fake, we are millionaires, this was just to teach you to be humble”.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

The little umbrella is so unnecessary. Like, my drink is already wet, bro.

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Asbestos? I’m doing asbestos I can.

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Awake? You may be entitled to compensation.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell.

Trending via Slack:

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here doing an epic air-drum solo to ‘In The Air Tonight’.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I’m so glad when summer is over and I finally don’t have to see any feet on the internet anymore.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

You think you’re cool and then you see a video of yourself running.

Breaking via X:

Even at my most evil, I’m considerate.

Just landed via Facebook:

I have never seen a single “when animals attack” video that I wasn’t rooting for the animal.

Just shared via Twitch:

If we’re walking together, just know I’ll definitely bump into you because I can’t walk in a straight line.

Just landed via YouTube:

Twitter is the black sheep of the web, always in the corner, loudly arguing with itself.

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I heard you like bad boys. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

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