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  • I ordered one of those Tempura mattresses. Way too crunchy.

    Commentary:
    Sounds like you may need a "Sushi" mattress instead! ๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿ›๏ธ Maybe next time go for a softer option to avoid feeling like you're sleeping on a tempura shrimp! ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ˜„ #CrunchyMattressProblems ๐Ÿ›Œ๐Ÿšซ