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Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

Incorrectly is the only word that, when spelled correctly, is still spelled incorrectly.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has downloaded:

Starting a new show sucks. Who are these people?

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

I could tell my beard needed a trim when I started seeing some of the pictures my kids were drawing of me.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has bookmarked:

Putting together a piece of furniture today, so my kids are about to learn swear words that haven’t even been invented yet.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

Some people identify as funnier than they actually are.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

Teens don’t know how good they have it with lyrics sites. We used to have to sing shit wrong for years until the truth destroyed us.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

Some people graduate with honors, I am just honored to graduate.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

You’re not stuck in traffic. You are traffic.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has copied:

I hate when I go to the kitchen looking for food, and all I find is ingredients.

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Updated

Feb 3, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Facebook:

Here’s your daily reminder to not forget about Dre.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I use a headshot from 2008 on my LinkedIn to prepare future employers for disappointment.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.

Trending via Telegram:

A 20% discount sounds great until you realize you can’t afford the other 80%

Spreading quickly via X:

God invented war so that Americans can learn geography.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that I’m looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so I’m gonna go.

Making waves on Discord:

One thing no one mentions about being an adult is how much time you debate with yourself over keeping a cardboard box because it’s a really good box.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Thank you, God, for another day. Let’s get this 12-hour screen time.

Shared recently on WeChat:

No, I am not refreshed from my long weekend. I was reminded that I am not meant to work, but I am trapped in The Machine.

Seen just now on X:

I don’t understand why judges get paid so much, others judge me for free.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

98 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Laxatives help you live up to your full pooptential.

11 shares on WeChat this month:

I can sing all the words to the intro song of DuckTales, what’s your flex?

30 shares on Messenger this month:

There should be a good 10 hours in between waking up and having to interact with people.

37 shares on TikTok this month:

If I ever win the lottery and decide to invest in a billboard company, I won’t tell anyone; but there will be signs.

75 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If cartoons have taught us anything, it’s the uselessness of little umbrellas when plummeting from a cliff.

52 shares on Slack this month:

You look like something I drew with my left hand.

98 shares on Pinterest this month:

I lost my job at NASA Mission Control today. I misheard when they said, “It’s lunch time.”

54 shares on Discord this month:

If I’m too much for you, then go and find less.

66 shares on Instagram this month:

I used to really want to be understood. Now I mainly just want things like snacks and juice.

73 shares on Discord this month:

For someone who loves to sleep so much, you’d think I’d go to bed earlier.

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Hot Jokes 💥

16 folks are currently checking 👀

A little 9-5 with a little fraud on the side is the only way you gone survive in this world.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

If you’re going to text your boss that you’re an hour late, make sure you end with, “I’m bringing you a ham and cheese croissant.”

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Nothing flies faster than the ketchup out of the bottle when you only want a little.

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Men used to go to war, now they drinking matcha.

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Girls be like, “I hate this man,” then have sex with him.

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There should be an Amazon driver at the Mall during the holidays so adults can sit on their lap and tell them what they want.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Sorry, I’m poor, I can’t afford to pay attention.

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On today’s family vacation agenda: my parents read the internet out loud.

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I told my daughter to check her attitude, and she responded, “For complaints about attitude, please contact the manufacturer.”

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When the doorbell rings, I always go to the door with my jacket on. Depending on who it is, I either just want to leave or have just come home.

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Updated

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Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

In your 20s, you will be tempted to prove that you’re doing well. It’s important you resist performing for an audience that isn’t watching.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

Be the reason your therapist reevaluates their entire career.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

Humans were not meant to have this many passwords.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

My toxic trait is thinking I deserve a vacation… while still on vacation.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

I don’t think either person should pay for the first date. It should be on the house.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

“It’s swimsuit season” I say, eating another swimsuit.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

The bank just called and gave me the biggest compliment, said my balance is outstanding. I really needed that today.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

Men love to show you a YouTube video. It is a sign of deep respect in their culture.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has viewed:

I love men with a provider fetish.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

When you are a leg-bouncer and someone asks you to stop, it’s like they’re asking you to stop your own heart.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on WeChat:

When my wife packs for a trip she basically moves out.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

WW3: I can’t fire my weapon unless I first watch a 15-second unskippable ad for Raid Shadow Legends.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

There must be an invisible mechanism on my book. Every time I open it, my husband starts trying to talk to me.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I know I’m mad when I start talking to myself about it.

Going viral on Facebook:

Tried a smile yesterday and my white blood cells attacked it.

Spotted on Messenger:

Why the hell is my laundry bin always full? I’m not even going anywhere.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

If someone ghosts you, respect the dead and never disturb them again.

Trending via YouTube:

Give us this day our daily internet validation.

Just shared via Instagram:

If you ever need me, I’m always just a couple missed calls and text messages away.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Seeing an animal sigh is so funny to me. Like, what happened, buddy?

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