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You’re like if “nope” was a person.

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I’m so tired of not being a multimillionaire.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

If you want your teen to finish her homework, tell her to fold the laundry.

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Fitness influencer: It’s important to listen to your body. Body: You’re old. And you want lasagna.

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True luxury is sleeping until you wake up by yourself.

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Having a daughter is like having a little broke best friend who thinks you’re rich.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

According to your ex, what’s exactly wrong with you?

Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

Not only do I turn down my radio to find a house or a parking spot, but I also take off my sunglasses to hear someone better.

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They should invent a day where you aren’t tired.

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I’m not sure what everyone at my coworking space does for work, but I’m pretty sure one guy’s job is chewing.

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Calm down, engine light, if I can run on broken parts, so can you.

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Well, well, well, if it isn’t the holiday traffic I said I’d avoid even though I did nothing to avoid it.

Breaking via YouTube:

It’s Friday. I ran out of small talk on Tuesday. Please leave me alone.

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I hope this is the year my teen learns how to turn off a light when she leaves a room.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Don’t worry, nobody noticed the weird thing you did. They’re too busy with the weird thing you said.

Making waves on X:

Did it make you feel powerful when you didn’t let me merge onto the highway?

Shared recently on WeChat:

Men be like, “But I’m different.” Yeah, a different type of disappointment.

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Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet.

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As per my last curse, I have no interest in this.

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I’m not fat. I just eat in advance.

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Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

“I’m gonna sneak past you.” No you’re not. You’ve alerted me.

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At Christmas time, all outstanding invoices are always transferred with the reference “Hohoho”.

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Once you realize that no one really cares how you’re doing, it becomes much easier to answer the question.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

Girls these days are like a box of chocolates. Some have nuts.

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It goes like this: You are born and then you basically do almost everything wrong. Then you die.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

Practicing how I’m gonna explain to the aliens that baseline and Vaseline do not sound the same.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

Despite popular opinion, dating apps are NOT for dating. They are for finding people to watch your Instagram story for years and years.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

You should be able to google what someone said to you at the bar last night.

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Life hack: Confuse your doctor by putting on gloves at the same time he does.

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Still can’t believe we have a federal holiday to celebrate the 1996 hit movie Independence Day.

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Just landed via Reddit:

Asserting dominance by starting all my private DMs with “I hope this DM finds you well.

Spotted on WeChat:

I like to swear a lot so that people will keep their kids away from me.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I just need a day between everyday… to recover from the day before… just so I can prepare for the day coming.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

The most valuable breed of cow are the Cash.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

More foods should have boats, why should gravy have all the fun?

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Apart from “It’s okay”, what other death threats do women use?

Going viral on Twitch:

Babysitting a pair of twin babies right now and feeding them saying “here comes the airplane”. I don’t know, just feels weird.

Just landed via Instagram:

Only people who grew up before the internet will remember these: spelling, grammar and punctuation.

Shared recently on Messenger:

It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for cauliflower cookies and reported them for harmful content.

Making waves on Telegram:

Turning to the person next to me and saying “thanks for nothing” as I get off the train.

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