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Someone asked me how much I spend on a bottle of wine. 30 minutes was not the right answer.

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They did so well traumatizing us about teen pregnancy, I’m still traumatized as an adult.

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Every night at bedtime I do one small ritual: six hours on my cell phone.

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Some of you are out here driving like your turn signal’s free trial ended and you’re all out of blinks.

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One thing I miss about the pandemic is getting to rip my mask off like I just botched a surgery.

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Sorry, boss, I can’t come in to work today, I’m gonna be playing outside.

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When you clean your room so well that the only trash left is you.

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If you push your belly button and nose at the same time, your brain takes a screenshot.

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If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?

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Accidentally clicked a post about UFOs, and now my Facebook algorithm thinks I’m a much different person.