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I think the world is ready for a fat James Bond.

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The Bachelor is like “Meet Savannah from Brooklyn, Madison from Savannah, Brooklyn from Madison”

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I’m like if a birthday card with no money inside was a person.

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I was having a great time until I remembered that I was ugly.

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Getting real tired of my own bullshit.

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Congratulations to the people who never took their Christmas decorations down. You’re almost there.

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Reverse cowgirl, so we can both address the elephant in the room.

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November is for turtlenecks and depression.

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Find someone who looks at you the way I look at a cheeseburger.

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Love how you can hear the crowd constantly forgetting the queen died and singing “God save the Quing”

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I’m done with self-care. Time to learn some spells.

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I’m forming a Wham! cover band with 3 other bald guys called Hairless Whisper.

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Got possessed by a demon once, and everyone was like, “OMG, did you do something with your hair?”

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Most insane people live outside of madhouses.

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“Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have” is all well and good until you’re rocking a tutu.

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Damn, girl, are you Black Friday? Because I’m wondering what your bloody deal is.

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I’m so toxic, I can fight for a relationship I don’t even want.

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Once again I feel like I slept in a washing machine.

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I hurt my bottom after shaking it at the office party. It was a twerk-place injury.

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I wonder if Mary and Joseph hated putting away the Christmas stuff as much as I do.

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Everyone hates math until their paycheck looks funny, then all of a sudden you know trigonometry.

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Friends with benefits but the benefits are you getting me an internship with your father’s network.

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I don’t just hold a grudge; I love it, pet it, feed it and take it for long walks on the beach.

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When I said there’s no such thing as a dumb question, I didn’t expect them to take it as a personal challenge.

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There’s something about Dracula I just don’t trust.

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Dating apps are no place for meeting your soulmate. The best way to find your soulmate is to tweet really good.

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Edging my house plants by putting them next to the window when it rains.

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Being gracefully insane is the secret to a happy life.

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If I turned into a “teen wolf”, my first order of business would definitely be helping my basketball team get to the local championships.

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Every year, just in time for Christmas, when it’s freezing cold, the Coca Cola truck shows up. Now, in this freaking heat, it’s nowhere to be seen.

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I have noticed something quite worrying: after I buy more things I have less money.

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Tell your dog I said woof woof.

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In other news, congrats to my therapist for securing a 4 year contract with me.

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Is it just me, or were we promised a totally different frog-to-prince ratio?

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Why is sugar SO addictive, and broccoli is just like, “I’ll be here when you need me”

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Everyone is always talking about raising money for dogs without homes, but what about the ones who don’t have cars?

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Of course I look tired, it’s hard pretending to be awake.

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Your honor, I have a role to play as the black sheep of the family.

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Can you imagine how awkward it would be if your pet went on your phone and found the 1,000 pictures you have of them sleeping.

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All women want is to consistently annoy one handsome man forever.

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