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We go together like Drunk and Disorderly.

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You’ll be having a good day and then someone your age says they’re buying a house.

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Dogs can’t talk and everyone loves them. Coincidence? I think not.

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Coffee and more coffee is a perfect combo.

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When people say, “Stop living in the past,” my thought in turn is, “But the music was so much better then!”

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Is ‘ugh’ an emotion? Because I fell it all the time.

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Exercise won’t cure your depression, but it can make you hotter than your enemies.

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Coffee tastes so much better handed to me.

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Shoutout to drug dealers for teaching the metric system to Americans.

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Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they are dead.

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I don’t want to end this year on bad terms with anybody. Could you please apologize to me?

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Learning to be Alpha from YouTube.

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Beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars.

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No place in this world is as dark as my archived chats on WhatsApp.

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Notice how ghosts never wear fitted sheets?

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Why can’t more dumb people be shy?

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Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking so it hits someone else.

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Asking the pharmacy if they have a secret menu.

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Middle-aged math is going out drinking and feeling half your age then waking up the next morning feeling twice your age.

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Too bad mosquitos are not into human fat the way they are into human blood.

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Funny traffic jam quotes 🚗💨 turn those frustrating standstills into moments of laughter! Whether you’re stuck honking in a sea of cars or crawling at a snail’s pace 🐌, a clever quip can lighten the mood and make the wait fly by. Ready to swap road rage for chuckles? Let’s dive into some hilarious takes on one of life’s most annoying yet universal experiences! 😂🚦

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The Bachelor is like “Meet Savannah from Brooklyn, Madison from Savannah, Brooklyn from Madison”

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Picking up women at the bar and then gently setting them down.

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The last time I said I wanted to try missionary, she sent me to a remote village in Africa.

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To avoid burnout at work, use the 30-30 rule: after 30 minutes of work, quit your job and disappear into the mountains for 30 years.

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If you’re cheering for the stormtroopers, we cannot be friends.

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I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3am coming back from the club.

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I get unreasonably happy when a YouTube video has subtitles that aren’t auto-generated.

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I’m cold! That’s not goose bumps anymore, that’s woodchip wallpaper.

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That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it.

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I don’t understand people who don’t have kids. Imagine having absolutely nobody to blame when you’re late.

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Outlook just asked me if I’m “enjoying” Microsoft Outlook. As if it’s not the Torment Portal.

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To the knife wielding psycho who walked in on me in the shower; I’m sorry you had to see that.

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The healthy food in my fridge should be grateful really. It survives much longer than everything else.

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I’m only grumpy when I’m awake.

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Mario Kart gave me unrealistic expectations of how banana peels affect traffic.

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There are 8 billion people in the world and I only have 3 friends, and one is annoying.

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Our house is so messy that if we ever disappeared, the police would have no idea if there were “signs of a struggle”.

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I’m so tired. Let’s see all of the horrible things happening in the world today before I try to sleep peacefully.

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The breathing exercises from the birth preparation course are only needed once the child has reached puberty.

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If Dracula had a cat, she’d be the one sleeping in the coffin.

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