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The single star on Texas’ flag is actually a review.

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Waiting patiently for something good to happen, like that goat in Jurassic Park.

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Them: Money doesn’t bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad.

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Dogs can’t talk and everyone loves them. Coincidence? I think not.

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Another beautiful day without using sin, tan and cos.

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Your twenties are for working towards a life you later won’t want.

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I was dismayed to hear the story of Rumpelstiltskin. I had no idea he was like that outside of work.

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People who work in customer service should be allowed to fight one customer a day. Two on Fridays.

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Socks try to be monogamous but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.

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Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people.