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Someone from 🇸🇧 has downloaded:

I changed my alarm clock sound to an applause, it’s the least I deserve for waking up at 7am.

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Men will ruin your whole life then come back and like your story.

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I voted for the candidate on the last yard sign I saw before pulling in. Slow children at play will lead us into the future.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has viewed:

Today I started gardening. I planted myself in front of the TV and I sat there the entire day.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

I need a browser plugin that disables Amazon when I’m drinking. Hashtag: don’t drink and Prime.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

If you’re going to give me some food for thought, it had better be a pizza, or I’m out.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

How do you tell someone that you will probably end up marrying them, but in a casual way?

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Why is everyone so chill about parrots being able to talk? That’s a whole animal. Talking.

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I did a little research on why weekends are only two days long and it turns out people made that up. WTF, people?

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So single the neighborhood cats make ME dinner.

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Live now on Snapchat:

I don’t have gray hair, I have wisdom highlights.

Making waves on TikTok:

Laying in a hammock is essentially saying, “I hope there are no emergencies.”

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Just know that somebody out there is thinking of you, and you should really lock your doors.

Live now on Messenger:

Hiring a mortician to do my makeup while I sleep.

Just landed via Telegram:

There are only two portion sizes for mashed potatoes: nowhere near enough (posh restaurants) or far, far too much (literally everyone else).

Shared recently on WeChat:

You’re in her DMs, she’s in my bed whining that it’s too cold. Can you come get her?

Making waves on Instagram:

If I say I love you, it’s just the apocalypse talking.

Seen just now on Slack:

“You look nervous” Thanks, I’ve been practicing my whole life.

Making waves on YouTube:

Hey, can I get an ETA on that “this too shall pass”?

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Some people peak in high school. I peaked when I realized I never had to see them again.

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Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

I’m not a perfectionist. I’m more of a good-enoughist.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

My phone charger is lying in another room. HELP.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

The person who invented butter really understood humans.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

Let’s play a game called you bring me food and I eat it.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

I hate when people ask me, “What did you do today?” Like, buddy, listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don’t know.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

Hanging out with a couple and saying, “May this love never find me,” every time there’s a slight conflict.

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Stop blaming others for your mistakes. Study Feng Shui and blame the furniture.

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I don’t consider myself anything but average. However, I have aged well.

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This bouncer’s lucky I’m with my lady and physically frightened of him or he’d be in a world of pain.

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I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol.

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People make the mistake of keeping aubergines in the fridge, when in fact they should be kept in the bin.

Going viral on X:

The devil couldn’t reach me so he made sure my love life was bullshit.

Breaking via Messenger:

My mom didn’t raise a fool. Possibly a psycho, but never a fool.

Going viral on X:

The pumpkin was invented in 1942 when a watermelon put on a pair of corduroys.

Trending via Discord:

In filling out an application, where it says, “In case of emergency notify”, I put “Doctor.”

Making waves on Discord:

Not being able to fall asleep is so embarrassing. All I’m asking my brain to do is nothing and it can’t even do that?

Going viral on Slack:

89% of the time when my husband tells me I look great, what he really means is, “We needed to leave five minutes ago.”

Going viral on TikTok:

“I have a favourite hole”, me, at the pool table.

Making waves on Messenger:

At the strip club sighing until one of the dancers asks me what’s wrong.

Going viral on Slack:

The guy that said laughter is the best medicine obviously wasn’t suffering from diarrhea.

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