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I’m starting to think the real hell is just being stuck in an infinite loop of self-doubt and bad life choices.

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The only time your man will surprise you is when you specifically tell him what you want.

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I be telling people, “I respect your decision,” and I really don’t. The decision is always something stupid, and I just don’t want to engage any further.

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There should be a good 10 hours in between waking up and having to interact with people.

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Tired of my landlord depending on my rent. Bro, get a job.

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There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, it’s simply referred to as ‘being an Amazon driver’.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

Not enough rap songs about stores suddenly changing their layout.

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My ego is bruised so I’m going to ice it with some cold beer.

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To save money, you really just gotta stay at home.

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I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.

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Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Coughing has finally overtaken speaking Arabic as the most taboo thing to do in an airport.

Just shared via Snapchat:

If Kanye got hacked, no one would even know.

Just landed via YouTube:

Asbestos? I’m doing asbestos I can.

Trending via Instagram:

Parents be like, “I gave you everything I had,” and by everything, they meant the collector’s edition boxed set of mental illness.

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76% of pardoned turkeys end up back in the system.

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Be gentle with me, I’m from the 1900s.

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“Too much garlic”? What’s next? Too much love? Too much desire?

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The most incredible thing about James Bond is the way he can walk into any hotel room and immediately know how to use the shower.

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This summer I’m going cicada mode: emerging briefly from my house and being really loud until I find a mate.

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Vacation is a time when every part of you can relax except your bowels.

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Two sheep walk into a baaaaa.

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Hell hath no fury like a toddler who lost the chance to push a button.

93 shares on Discord this month:

The money I made gradually, you need urgently?

66 shares on Instagram this month:

Is ice cream for dinner a thing, because ice cream for dinner should be be a thing.

68 shares on Twitch this month:

A woman’s sigh can speak a 1000 words.

31 shares on Telegram this month:

If a girl sends you selfies and you don’t compliment her, she should be allowed to electrocute you.

84 shares on X this month:

Do you also have teenagers whose styling motto is: freeze to death for coolness?

19 shares on Pinterest this month:

Just because the deodorant says 48 hours, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

69 shares on Instagram this month:

Girl, if the moon can block the sun, then you can definitely block your ex.

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Maybe Rome was built in a day. I wasn’t there.

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Concert tickets should be 75% off if the artist is really super special to you.

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As a sales clerk, you want to shout after some people as they leave the store: “Are you sure you’ve really REALLY touched everything?”

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The older I get, the more I start to understand the appeal of birdwatching as a hobby. I do find myself watching these little troublemakers quite often.

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You don’t need fun to have alcohol.

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If I had a tiny girlfriend, I would love to throw her across gaps so she can pull levers and open doors that get me to her part of the level.

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Speed dating, but it’s just me changing tables at a restaurant every few minutes trying a bite of everyone’s food.

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Sorry, I booped your nose, but I was really hoping it was a mute button.

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Sometimes I’ll pause a YouTube video to scroll on reels. I’m not sure if I’ll ever be able to be loved genuinely.

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I be like, “I needed this,” and it’s just me getting drunk.

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I don’t understand why my cooking was garbage. I did everything right. I drank wine while I cooked. I had a hand towel over my shoulder. Literally everything right.

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Being a dog must be wild, everyone you meet is your masseuse.

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If you have a pure heart, you can make pretty much any non-baking meal off just vibes and intuition.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

A girl can casually just say something, and you already know you’re not going to date or marry her.

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My self-care routine is mostly just going to Mexican restaurants.

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Tuesday is just Monday wearing a fake mustache.

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Hot singles in your area! They don’t want to talk to you. But they’re there.

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To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

Mom asked me what I was drinking the first time I got drunk and I said “breast milk” and now she’s not talking to me.

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My red flag is that I don’t make playlists on Spotify. I just add every song I’ve ever liked to the ‘Liked Songs’ playlist and shuffle that, like an iPod.

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Making waves on LinkedIn:

The rainforest cafe won’t be authentic enough for me if they don’t bulldoze 40% of the restaurant while I’m there.

Just landed via Messenger:

Slowly descending into madness. Anyone want anything?

Just landed via Pinterest:

Using a condom and still pulling out, call that two-factor authentication.

Going bananas on Instagram:

Caught a belt loop on a door handle and got yanked back with such force that my audio is no longer in sync with my actions.

Trending via Facebook:

It was so windy today when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the wine store.

Spotted on WeChat:

My body is a machine that turns pizza into diarrhea.

Spreading quickly via X:

Refusing to make eye contact with anyone while I eat my banana.

Spotted on Facebook:

I’d be a terrible masseuse. After 5 minutes, I’d be like, “Okay, my turn.”

Going viral on Snapchat:

Sometimes I tell myself I should stop drinking so much, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who’s talking to himself.

Making waves on TikTok:

Back in the office this morning, trying to remember what I do for work.

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