55 Funny trust quotes

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  5 months ago

  View →: Trust my gut? The thing that tricks me into buying gas station sushi and roller dogs? No thanks.
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  5 months ago

  View →: There’s something about Dracula I just don’t trust.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Mercury is no longer in retrograde, so never trust a cow because the sun can’t swim.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I need new friends. The old ones know too much.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Politics top tip: Gain people’s trust by telling them that everyone is lying to them.
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  5 months ago

  View →: How do I even know this guy is my “boss”? I’ve just been taking his word for it.
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  5 months ago

  View →: What does my tattoo mean? It means I couldn’t be trusted with $200 when I was 18.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Worst feeling in the world is when you are loyal to all your girlfriends but your favorite one is cheating on you.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Your secret is safe with me and my sister.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I’m never sending you nudes again.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My wife trusts me with a joint bank account but when I’m loading the dishwasher she always walks in the kitchen “to get something.”
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  5 months ago

  View →: “You shouldn’t let your cat jump on the counter”, my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I will never trust a cake transport box enough to just hold it by the handle.
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  5 months ago

  View →: You guys know your secrets are safe with me. It’s the people I share them with you can’t trust.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If you shouldn’t go food shopping when you’re hungry, then you should definitely not go clothes shopping when you’re naked. Trust me on this.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If dogs ever learn to talk, I want everyone to keep in mind that mine is a big fat liar.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If you’re not in my circle of trust, you’re probably in my triangle of suspicion or rhombus of doubt.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Garlic and bread is the only marriage I truly have faith in.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Ex’s be like “I gave you everything”. Yeah, trust issues.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The only men you can trust is ramen.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Imagine being all knowing and still putting a snake in charge of apples.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Never trust someone who can eat 24/7 but is still skinny.
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  5 months ago

  View →: You had me at “We’ll make it look like an accident.”
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  5 months ago

  View →: Never trust people who smile constantly. They’re either selling something or not very bright.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My tattoo means that I can’t be trusted with $200.

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