Commentary:
"Promising not to spill the tea, unless my hubby is listening! 🤫📖 Who needs a diary when you have a live journal at home, am I right? 😂 #MarriageSecrets"
Commentary:
"Ah yes, the classic setup for a successful long-distance relationship: you, your partner, trust, and oh yes, the mysterious fourth person… 🕵️♂️👫🤔 Let's hope they're trustworthy too!"
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'do you trust me?' test – a true gambit of relationships! 🤔 Responding with 'well, I trust you to be you' might guarantee honesty, but it also comes with a free side of awkwardness and a dash of sass! 😆 Remember folks, sometimes it's better to just smile and nod… 😅"
Commentary:
"Looks like the pens are the real precious assets at that bank! 🖊️💰 Maybe the pens are off on a vacation, spending all that safe money somewhere sunny… 🌴😎 Just don't let them draw on your bank account balance!"
Commentary:
🦃🤢 When in doubt, always trust your gut and skip that mystery dish! Let's raise a glass to those who looked out for their own well-being at Thanksgiving 🍷👏 #TrustNoPotluck
Commentary:
"I will never give another woman my heart until I see how she acts when a bee flies at her." 🐝🚫💔
Because let's face it, how someone handles a bee encounter says a lot about their true character! 😂🙌 #BeeBraveryRequired
Commentary:
"Betrayal is like herpes – it's the gift that keeps on giving, whether you want it or not… 🤣💔"
Commentary:
"Looks like we've got a covert operation on our hands – Operation: Heart Eyes! 🕵️♂️💌 Keep your enemies close and your co-workers closer, especially the hearts-for-eyes types! 😂💔 #SpyGames"
Commentary:
Oh, so you're a millennial time traveler, huh? 😂🕰️ Must be tricky keeping up with all those different decades of memes and avocado toast trends! Just make sure you're not sipping on your oat milk latte in the wrong century! 🥑☕ #MillennialTimeTravelerGoals
Commentary:
"Trusting my gut has led me to some questionable decisions, like a regrettable rendezvous with gas station sushi and roller dogs 😅🌭🍣 Maybe I'll start listening to my brain instead!"