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Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

How do I get someone to unknow me? I no longer want to be known by these people.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

Just being myself is how we got into this mess.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

Men be like, “That’s my dream girl,” then ruin her perspective of love forever.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

They should invent someone who holds me.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

So why is it that when Star Trek ‘boldly go where no one has gone before’ they always find someone there?

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

What if aliens watch our movies about aliens and then invade accordingly in hopes of fitting in with our culture?

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

Telling my coworkers I can’t talk in meetings today because I need to save my voice for concerts this weekend.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

Note to self: No more bitching about ugly furniture with people at IKEA whose home you haven’t been to yet.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

I had too much to think last night.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

Went to the gym two days in a row. This is a fitness account now.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Discord:

I did not spend years turning the faucet off while I brushed my teeth, so corporations could ruin the environment with festering AI slop.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I bet once Bigfoot tries cheeseburgers, he’s gonna wanna hangout with us all the time.

Spotted on Twitch:

Good luck to everyone out there trying to gather enough energy to function this week.

Seen just now on Discord:

If you respond to my sarcasm with better sarcasm, then I might just catch feelings.

Making waves on Telegram:

Do people who spend a fortune on outdoor heating know they can just go inside?

Making waves on WhatsApp:

People should come with warning labels.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Why is it called the Super Bowl if no one is bowling?

Trending via Snapchat:

I need like twelve incomes for this lifestyle I have in my head.

Just landed via Threads:

Some of us better hope Santa doesn’t check social media, because if he does, all we’re getting for Christmas is therapy.

Breaking via WeChat:

Twitter is Iike the smoking area for social media.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

48 shares on Snapchat this month:

Don’t worry, I’m only dead inside from the waist up.

19 shares on X this month:

Only here for the honeymoon phase, don’t show me your true colors.

15 shares on WeChat this month:

Off to my crying appointment (therapy).

56 shares on Messenger this month:

There is nothing worse in life than calling customer service and hearing an Indian accent.

69 shares on Twitch this month:

I don’t have a yoga mat, but I have a Twister mat, and it’s the same thing.

88 shares on Facebook this month:

Somethіng wrong іn your lіfe? There’s a nap for that.

29 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I received a bank alert text for suspicious activity. I was buying fruit.

89 shares on Instagram this month:

People said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.

68 shares on Discord this month:

I now have Taylor Swift as my alarm. Now I always wake up five minutes earlier so I don’t have to listen to it.

39 shares on Discord this month:

“I’ll worry about it next time.” Me pissing off future me.

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Hot Jokes 💥

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Laundry has to be the most sinister chore. Always waiting, always lurking.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Sane is boring.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Most people in your life will come and go but occasionally you’ll meet someone really special who makes you contemplate murder.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

We are all just prisoners here of our phone device.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Went outside. Touched grass. Got bit by bugs. Zero stars.

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Occupation: the ugly friend!

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It’s called a “sports car” because getting out of one after 40 is a physical event.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here plucking chin hairs.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Opening this app is like lighting a cigarette.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Big fan of the comma, just great. Like look, I just made you pause the sentence as you read it. Oh look, I just did it again.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,292

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

I respect the moon’s unwillingness to be photographed on a phone.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

Good morning. May your day be as beautiful as I am.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

How old were you when you found out people in porn aren’t actually in love?

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

Have you ever been sitting around overthinking about overthinking, and then wonder why you’re even thinking that?

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

Me to alien: I, too, try to live among people undetected.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

Real lovers are currently single, by the way.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

Are you http? Because I’m :// without you.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

If you ever find yourself mad at me, put a cape on so you can be super mad.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

Nobody plays better together than siblings being told it’s bedtime.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

Someone from Facebook Marketplace is coming over to either buy the chairs I have for sale, or to murder me.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Reddit:

Thinking of telling my extra weight that I love it so that it can leave me too.

Spotted on Discord:

Getting tipsy at a dimly lit restaurant with good conversation would heal me right now.

Going bananas on TikTok:

I don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to choose to be nocturnal. The angry hot sky ball is gone, my internet is fast, everyone finally shut up, what’s not to like.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Armed robbers are so weird. Why are you beating me when I don’t have money?

Making waves on WhatsApp:

The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.

Live now on Messenger:

Why would I date a nonchalant man? I like my men how I like my thong.

Making waves on YouTube:

One day you’re young and carefree, and the next you have a favorite stove burner.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

I think we just need to accept that the 90’s was our peak as a species.

Just landed via Instagram:

“I’m fluent in creating worst-case scenarios in my head.”

Spotted on WhatsApp:

(to the boys in the yard) I hope you brought your own milkshake.

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