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Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

This meeting could have been a painting in a museum of boredom.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

If you ever see me out in public, just know I don’t want to be there.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

I realized Americans were dramatics the day I found out 200 lb is just 90 kg.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

Youngest siblings are literally weaponized incompetence, final boss.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has downloaded:

I’m not being mean. I’m just too old to pretend to like you.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

The most embarrassing thing in the world is when you make a fool of yourself in front of a baby and it doesn’t laugh.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

Standing on a scale and thinking: so much wisdom and inner beauty can’t be light.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

People remind me everyday why I prefer being on my own.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

Coffee, because I don’t have time for a manslaughter charge.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

Turning regret into ulcers since the day I was born.

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Seen just now on Facebook:

I prefer my weighted blanket in human form.

Just landed via YouTube:

I hate Valentine’s Day but I do enjoy infant archery.

Trending via Facebook:

We’ve had far more storms since we started naming them. We’re giving them the attention they crave. Just call it needy wind.

Shared recently on WeChat:

It’s scary when an attractive person is attracted to you, omg.

Trending via Threads:

My therapist is fluffy and walks on four paws.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Too many losers and not enough people telling them they’re losers.

Seen just now on Slack:

People pleasing doesn’t go well with my black attire.

Trending via Slack:

My mom: sure use any towel. Also my mom: not that one.

Going bananas on Messenger:

I may not know what’s going on, but I also have no idea what’s happening.

Spreading quickly via X:

You gotta act cool, calm, and collected around liquid eyeliner because it can sense your fear.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

63 shares on Reddit this month:

The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.

32 shares on Slack this month:

My social circle is so small that when the phone rings, I know it’s scammers.

86 shares on Instagram this month:

Rather than work on my issues, I’m counting on my personality getting changed by a falling coconut.

82 shares on X this month:

Sex is like my hair. I didn’t have any yesterday. I didn’t have any today. And unless something drastically changes, I won’t have any tomorrow.

93 shares on Twitch this month:

If she replies to your sarcasm with more sarcasm, that’s a whole life.

26 shares on Instagram this month:

I have noticed something quite worrying: after I buy more things I have less money.

13 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Come on, karma, do your job.

43 shares on Slack this month:

For the first time in history, you can simply post “He’s an idiot” and 90% of the world will know whom you’re talking about.

69 shares on YouTube this month:

Our parents were right all along, the music is too loud.

84 shares on WeChat this month:

It’s like 10,000 yawns when all you need is a nap.

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10 folks are currently checking 👀

Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.

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Hey, boy, are you the worst-case scenario? Because you’re all I think about.

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The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, Eat cake.

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I’m perfectly approachable as long as you’re carrying a plate of nachos.

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Parents will give you a lecture about fake friends and then get scammed by their own siblings.

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I’m at the age where I consider any picture of me taken in the last ten years “current.”

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The peace of not knowing.

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Al guys are like, “We can’t use it to cure cancer, but we can suck all the joy and purpose out of life so that dying isn’t sad.”

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Wow, this person is full of shit. Oh, I’m on my own page.

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The day I start waking up early it’s over for you all.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has viewed:

Being a writer means knowing exactly how your story ends, and having absolutely no idea how to get there.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

I don’t want to brag or anything, but I can still fit in the earrings I wore in high school.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

Look, babe, I’m sorry. If your fake British accent keeps being this geographically inconsistent, I’m going to have to cancel the medieval roleplay sex.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has shared:

I think, therefore I am. I am, therefore I think. Therefore I am. I think.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

Gen Z will be like “OMG new life hack!” and then it’s a video of them adjusting the toaster dial.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

Dogs can’t talk and everyone loves them. Coincidence? I think not.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

The world needs to chill out. There’s no way future history teachers can cram all this nonsense into a semester.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

We can do things one of two ways. My way or my other way.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

Imagine if every time you ate a grape you’d hear a soft voice whisper “that was my son…”

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Shut up brain, I wasn’t even talking to me.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I’m officially at the age where I’m not upgrading my phone until it stops working.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Maybe somewhere in a parallel universe, I wake up feeling refreshed and energetic each day.

Seen just now on Discord:

A thousand curses upon anyone who has ever gone, “Why are you sitting in the dark?” and then flipped the light on without asking.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I would never put up a lost dog poster. I’m not letting the whole neighborhood know I fumbled.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I hope you all get laid soon, for your own mental health.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Spent most of the day making sure my couch still works. So far so good.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Think that’s enough todaying for today.

Making waves on Messenger:

A pretty girl like me should be in the sky, sitting on a star.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Don’t forget to make everything about you today.

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