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Fog. When nature is too lazy to load the complete environment.

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Not everyone realizes this, but if you clean the pile of receipts out of a purse and stack them together, it makes a teeny tiny book about why you’re broke.

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Good morning to everyone — except me, because I clearly didn’t get enough sleep.

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Everyone is all “love is patient” during the wedding, but when there’s a long line for the open bar, not so much.

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Life is like a roll of toilet paper, the closer to the end you get, the faster it goes.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

Sick of people thinking the Midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forgot it’s also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather, and deer that jump in front of your car.

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My goal weight is getting a magician to saw me in half.

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Life update: it’s getting worse.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

Demi Lovato is short for demilitarized love potato.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

You are what you eat! (If anyone needed more encouragement to eat the rich.)

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Making waves on Discord:

You see how in cartoons, when they’re hungry, their friends start looking like a chicken leg? That’s how ovulation feels.

Going viral on Twitch:

Adulthood will turn Gmail into part of your social media routine.

Just shared via Threads:

Never signed up for a 401k cause there’s no way in hell I can run that far.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Why is everyone so chill about parrots being able to talk? That’s a whole animal. Talking.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I’ve reached the age where I would rather go to a hardware store than a club.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I drink so much coffee, people feel jittery when they see a picture of me.

Just shared via X:

Wake up, the thinking isn’t going to overthink itself.

Making waves on Telegram:

Insomniacs who are not afraid of the dark have nighty-night problems but the pitch ain’t one.

Making waves on WeChat:

I get writer’s block responding to people.

Going viral on TikTok:

When you’re using Grok, the A in Al just stands for Adolf.

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39 shares on Facebook this month:

You ever wake up in the morning and your first thought is ‘I can’t wait to go to bed tonight’?

60 shares on Instagram this month:

Mount Rushmore would be way more American if all the presidents were eating.

26 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city.

83 shares on X this month:

Exercise gives you energy, but you need energy to exercise. Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me.

25 shares on Threads this month:

Don’t worry. Artificial intelligence will never replace actual ignorance.

69 shares on Threads this month:

I’m perfectly approachable as long as you’re carrying a plate of nachos.

96 shares on Instagram this month:

Pro tip: Invest in pasta companies. Worth every penne.

85 shares on Slack this month:

I want to sit and read, take a nap, and snack. Basically, I want to be in kindergarten.

44 shares on X this month:

No matter how messed up your situation is, someone on Reddit’s already lived it, cried about it, and made a 3-part update with screenshots and farmed 12k upvotes.

44 shares on WeChat this month:

“Your sock has a hole in it!” Yeah, no shit, that’s how I get my foot in there.

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Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

Being on Twitter right now is like playing the violin on the Titanic, except we are also making fun of the iceberg and the iceberg is getting genuinely mad.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

Stop bothering me, or I will inform you of a behavioral pattern that is noticeable to other people, but I can tell you are not yet aware of.

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I wonder if people who spend all their time screaming on the internet know there are way more fun things to do.

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Don’t think of it as losing followers, think of it as frustrating bots to the point they go away.

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I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

Are oranges called oranges because they are orange, or is the color orange called orange because an orange is orange?

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I’m just here trying to spread a little joy while the world burns. Is that so wrong?

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

Watching my wife absolutely hate my daughter’s boyfriend while being nice and hospitable to him has made me question every interaction I’ve had with another human being in my life.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

After ejaculation, men automatically realize that everything is vanity upon vanity.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

Adulthood is basically just trying to fall asleep at night and stay awake during the day.

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Going viral on WhatsApp:

Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?

Broadcasted on Twitch:

They portray Pilates like it’s this cute girly thing and it’s actually training for combat.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

My cat smells like cigarettes again and I’m sick of his excuses.

Going viral on YouTube:

They should combine the running of the bulls with Tour de France next year.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I’m so old, I used to cry as a child because I fell off my skateboard or bike, not because I didn’t have wifi.

Breaking via Messenger:

Girls flirt by orbiting your general location like an electron.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I like that blood pressure kits come with a free, handy zip-up bag that your stuff will never fit in again once you take it out.

Going viral on WeChat:

Do you mind if I wear my black T-shirt covered in pet hair to your fine dining establishment?

Broadcasted on Facebook:

I’ve got a couple of eyebrow hairs that want me to be a villain.

Trending via Facebook:

That’s me in the corner eating Nutella with a spoon.

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