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Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

Most people don’t listen at all, they just wait until they can continue talking.

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My toxic trait is optimism.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

I be skipping everyone’s stories but watch mine like 20 times.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

Fishing for compliments like “I’m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is me”.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be ready.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

I need a horror movie where a kidnapper abducts a possessed child and finds out.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

“It’s not that deep.” Of course it’s not. With a shallow mind like yours, nothing ever is.

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I exaggerated on my job application and said I wanted to work for a living.

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Googling symptoms until you cry.

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Sometimes I wonder if the plot ever gets tired of being twisted.

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Two reasons you never date at work: 1. HR frowns upon it. 2. Your partner gets super pissed.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I love when my cat sighs at me, like what’s got you stressed out my little freeloading homicidal maniac!?

Spotted on Facebook:

It’s unbelievable how much work goes into having a mid-physique and a relatively clean house.

Just shared via Telegram:

Becoming a man doesn’t happen the first time you fight or make love. It happens the first time you see the gas bill and remind everyone that we aren’t trying to heat the outside.

Trending via Facebook:

The sweet potato is the kindest vegetable.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

This flight is so long, I don’t know where I’m going anymore. I just live here now. Even the crying baby gave up.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I don’t understand why people have to “get ready for bed.” I am always ready for bed.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I’m a little too self-aware to enjoy life, and a little too delusional to give up.

Just shared via TikTok:

There’s nothing worse than being in public and you touch something that shouldn’t be sticky and it is.

Reported on Discord:

I’m eating for two; me and the person I strive to be.

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Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

I regret to inform you all that I just plan on getting hotter and weirder.

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Sorry I’m late, there was bubble wrap.

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Boy, you made these perimenopausal ovaries come back to life,” – me flirting.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

The person opposite me has a donut. I do not have a donut. That should be my donut. This person is now my arch nemesis.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

Laugh all you want. My Encyclopedia Britannica set will never require WiFi.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

Unfortunately, I’m gonna have to cancel my appointment at a sperm bank. I will just call them and say I can’t come.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

I feel like people just come to the airport to cough.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

Why is the debate at night time? Let’s get this thing started at 4pm. I don’t need to get riled up so close to bedtime.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has bookmarked:

It must be hard having an erectile dysfunction.

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Making waves on X:

Every girl’s personal hell is being too excited about their birthday and it ends up being the worst day ever.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

I feel like a credit card, cause I’m constantly being used irresponsibly.

Making waves on Reddit:

Adulthood is really discovering half your family is mentally ill.

Spotted on YouTube:

Bought an eggplant, imma grow my own eggs.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a neurosurgeon in the middle of brain surgery.

Breaking via Discord:

Met my soulmate again today: mashed potatoes and gravy.

Making waves on Facebook:

If you think about it, Santa really has the best job, he works one day a year and spends the rest of his time judging people.

Making waves on YouTube:

Maybe this is the Windows software update that changes everything for me.

Live now on TikTok:

Do goalies ever get lonely during a game?

Shared recently on Discord:

You don’t need to be a good listener as long as you’re a good nodder.

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