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No LinkedIn, I am not “open to work,” I am required to work.

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Shazam-ing a song in public feels the same as taking out a big hammer and bonking yourself on the head.

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Diet tip: Your pants can’t get too tight if you never wear any.

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Coughing has finally overtaken speaking Arabic as the most taboo thing to do in an airport.

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That masculine urge to completely avoid relationships until you get your life together.

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I’ve never met a garlic bread I didn’t get on with.

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I get at least 1,000 steps in waiting for my food to be done in the microwave.

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If you give a man a fish, that fish is basically gone. Way to lose your fish.

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I need someone to convince me into or out of buying a jetski. I can’t keep living in this purgatory.

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August is technically summer, but spiritually fall.

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Everybody loves that comfort food until you end up with that comfort body.

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The only ex I cheated on is my exam.

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Why is incognito mode always associated with freaky shit? I use it to search up very obvious questions, so there’s no record of me looking dumb.

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Don’t go keto, go pirate. Rum, fish and beef jerky diet.

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Funny undisturbed quotes are the perfect way to stay calm 😌 while keeping your sense of humor intact 😂. Whether you’re dodging distractions or just enjoying some peaceful vibes 🌿, these witty sayings will have you chuckling without missing a beat 🎯. Ready to embrace serenity with a smile? Let’s dive into the funniest undisturbed moments that prove silence really is golden—and hilarious! 🎉✨

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The recipe I’m making specifically says allow to cook undisturbed, and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen.

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Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

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Date night idea: fight another couple.

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The only way the climate is going to change is if it first admits it has a problem, there’s really nothing we can do.

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When I get bored on a Zoom meeting, I put a cursor under the speaker’s nose to make it look like they have a booger.

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I wanna be crazy rich. I’m already crazy, so I’m half way there.

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I’m not starting a presentation with “ladies and gentlemen”, I’m using the gender neutral “to those who heed my warnings”.

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Oh, I’m so excited to wear Uggs, beanies, and oversized sweaters. I can feel fall creeping up.

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Netflix & by yourself.

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The brand name Oral B is so funny to me. WTF does the B stand for?

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I’ll make you feel safe in that you’ll know you can outrun me if we are being chased by a murderer.

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She wanted me to impress her in the bedroom, so I showed her my organized sock drawer and my fresh matching bedding.

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Men will ruin your whole life then come back and like your story.

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Adulting in 3 words: it’s always something.

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Once I see a vein on your forehead while we arguing, I’ll let you be.

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I was a nothingburger to him, but he was an everything bagel to me…

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